Alexei's Log, Fifth Entry

[comdtcrunch]

I feel I've been wasting my newfound freedom on mere sightseeing. A calling has housed itself deep within me, one that tells me that this machine could be put to much better use... I have decided that I shall use this post as a signing board for anyone who requires the assistance of a giant beetle-like battleship with a massive cannon capable of

Comments

[hoboatlawl]

...What do you do for kids parties?

[comdtcrunch]

Hang balloons in the interior of the ship, let them pilot it under adult supervision... Perhaps let them blow something up, but that's it.

[desuzee]

For how long are your services?

[comdtcrunch]

I work on a fixed daily rate. Any time longer than a month requires a contract.

[desuzee]

I need a particular person annihilated by 'accident'. How long would you take to accomplish that?

[comdtcrunch]

That depends on several things... But I suppose no longer than a week. Who would this be?

[curry_thief]

You've gotta be kidding.

[comdtcrunch]

I see you're humbled by my success. If it helps, I might still be rotting in prison if it weren't for you.