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i'm on ur internets, spammin' ur networks

I fucking hate that douchebag. Seriously. Where the fuck does he get off? Haha, I know one place he doesn't, and that's a WOMAN. I know he's stalking me. He can deny it all he wants, but I know it's true

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[twins_right]

Stop whining and look how to cook for yourself. You've been living alone long enough for it to be getting ridiculous that you still can't.

I'm not feeding you. And I really don't care where you sleep, so long as I don't have to listen to your snoring.

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I know how to cook, you jackass. I don't have any FOOD and I'm BROKE.

Yes, you are. I don't care if you don't like it, IT'S YOUR DUTY AS A STALKER BIG BROTHER.

[twins_right]

Well, whose fault is that? Besides, you said earlier you were going shopping. Admit it - you have money, you're just too lazy to go shopping and you don't want to cook.

Oh? And what's your duty as a idiot little brother?

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For things like RAMEN and HOT POCKETS, Vergil. THOSE AREN'T REAL FOOD. And the state of my checking account is none of your business. Whether or not there is money THERE is inconsequential. It's what I have ON ME.

To gleefully take whatever of yours I want. And right now I want your food.

[heartfulspirit]

You're being stalked? That's terrible! If only the robot puppy was complete...

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Hey. Do you think robot puppy could be programmed to piss on people's legs? Because I have a prime fucking target for it.