What did it matter where you lay once you were dead? In a dirty sump or in a marble tower on the top of a high hill? You were dead, you were sleeping the big sleep, you were not bothered by things like that. Oil and water were the same as wind and air to you. You just slept the big sleep, not caring about the nastiness of how you died or where you ( Read more... )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5O1bTNbbWk4&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ehiptechblog%2Ecom%2F2006%2F04%2F02%2Fvideo%2Dmulti%2Dtouch%2Dtable%2Ddemonstrated% ( Read more... )

If my lawn was emo, would it cut itself?

I've found that going to work with a massive hangover makes you immune to criticism by customers.

I'm posting this so Emily will shut up about me not updating.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-320978629639822541&q=canon

This guy rocks.

So I managed to electrocute myself yesterday.

My analysis: it kinda sucks.

Sometimes I wonder about people. I'm sure there is 100,000 other entries about "OMFG PPLZ R STOOPID" in the online journal world, but what the hell. When I say "that person is dumb", I don't mean it in a condesceding way; like I don't go "Oh, you don't like the Mars Volta? You are dumb.", or "Oh, does your coffee only have two syllables? How ( Read more... )

Warning: Gross

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Crime is a shit that needs wiping up! says ( Read more... )

Mitch and Icarius, are you guys ok?