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[combat_butler]

*Today at the Violet City Inn: There is a butler in your room.*

*Yes, your room. Hopefully you were out and about at the time and not hilariously in the bathroom when he knocked and let himself in-- But the door to your room is currently wide open and somewhere in it is a butler humming the town music to himself as he tidies up the place

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still totes on vacation but this opportunity is too hilarious to miss out on.

[foolishwren]

[So, y'know, after that long slog to Route 30 and back in that awful heat wave, Heather is pretty much in favor of being a lazy bum for a few days. Which is why she's face-down on the bed covered head to toe in assorted pillows and a slobbery, chewed-on water bottle that was probably lovingly deposited there by her Growlithe, who was completely conked out at the end of the bed, flat on his back and legs sticking in the air.]

[... Well, until Hayate knocks on the door and comes in a-hummin'-- then the dog Pokemon is quite suddenly upright, barking up a storm and more or less shooting off of the bed at Hayate because oh god he is a NEW PERSON and that is just SO EXCITING OMG and his face must immediately be covered in SLOBBERY LOVING DOG KISSES omg omg omg omg.]

haha oh lord

[combat_butler]

--aaaaa! Wh-whoa!! *Well he sure did not expect to be jumped by an animal upon entry to this room, so Hayate is quickly toppling backwards as the dog leaps upon him-- At least he is kind-of-sort-of used to this treatment due to his own pup.*

[foolishwren]

[Luckily for Hayate, Cujo is about as dangerous as a brain-dead tribble. The pup wasn't quite aware of his own strength, though, so when the poor butler went teetering backwards, Cujo's main thoughts on the matter were 'Oh BOY! Now I can reach his face even EASIER!']

[Cue application of slobbery dog kisses. Everywhere. Forever.]

[Of course, it'd be nice to say that Heather slept through all this commotion, but while she was a pretty deep sleeper, it'd take a coma patient to stay unconscious while Cujo was engaging in his big happy wriggly excited puppy dance all over a living person.]

[She sat bolt upright, sending pillows flying, and stared over at the beleaguered stranger in the doorway. ... Needless to say, her first impression upon waking up is not 'Oh there is a dude coming into my room to clean it.']

... What the FUCK, GET OUTTA MY ROOM!

[... :( Heather is not the most grateful of people.]

[combat_butler]

*Hrk so much slobber all over my face-- Hayate is pulling himself up just enough to start receiving pillows about the skull as well. At least they're soft!*

--aaa! N-no, wait-! I'm here to cle-- *THUNK another pillow cutting him off*

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[overthedratini]

[he is coming back into the room! oh so cheerfully! not even noticing the door was ope-- Wait, Hayate is in here. But that must mean...]

-- Oh, sorry! I must have gotten the wrong room.

[... and he promptly leaves. give him a minute to wander down the hall checking room numbers, he'll be back.]

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[combat_butler]

*... Johan you doofus.*

*OH WELL Hayate shall keep cleaning until he figures this out-- perhaps he'll be done by then.*

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[overthedratini]

[That is Johan for you.]

[Aaaand-- About five minutes later Johan will be returning scratching his head.]

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[combat_butler]

*That is more than enough time for Hayate to have made this room sparkle.*

--ah! Welcome back, Johan-san.

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[primaduelerina]

[ sorry, Hayate. There is a Teddiursa LUNGING AT YOUR FACE. ]

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[combat_butler]

*WELP. I have a bear attached to my face. Lovely. Hayate will just be stumbling about the room until he can remove it.*

--mmph! Mmmmppph!

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[primaduelerina]

[ and here comes Asuka out of the bathroom, clothes a little wet. ]

Momo, what--

Hayate-kun?? [ whoops time to liberate his face. ]

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[combat_butler]

*GOOD LUCK WITH THAT as Hayate can't see shit and is flailing one of his arms about every which way*

[pillowichooseu]

[James was indeed in his room. He was indeed in the middle of something he'd of rather not have been interrupted during. That something, was him currently getting dressed after his long relaxing bath. A bath he had needed after that long, hot and tiring trip from Cherrygrove to Violet.]

[Have a horrified James staring at Hayate before letting out a surprised scream of some sort. It wasn't exactly a shrill screech, but it was far from manly.]

WHO ARE--WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?

[He managed to pull his towel over to cover the rest of what his pants didn't. It wasn't as if he was fully exposed or anything, he did actually have pants on, but it didn't change the fact that James was somewhat modest and didn't really want a complete stranger walking in on him as he was changing.]

[combat_butler]

*Unfortunately, Hayate is the type to let out girly yelps of surprise upon seeing someone half naked-- Male or female. So there is a audible gasp of shock, before he promptly glances away, rather red.*

Aaaa! I-I'm sorry, mister! I'm just here to clean your room! It's-- It's not like I was trying to walk in on you or anything!

~*~AWKWARD~*~

[pillowichooseu]

I-- Oh... well... [James feels bad for kind of yelling at the poor--was that a guy?--guy.]

Well, j-just let me finish getting dressed and I'll get out of your hair...

[James was the king of awkward, but sometimes situations seemed to hunt him down more than him being the cause.]

~*~AWKWARD~*~

[combat_butler]

T-take your time, sir... I'll just, um... Wait outside until you're properly dressed.

*Boy does Hayate know that feeling-- But he shall be stepping out until asked to return, can't intrude upon the guests after all.*

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[bakaitoukid]

[HI THERE'S A MONKEY LEAPING AT YOU NOW HAYATE. Thankfully not to assault your face or anything, just to perch on your shoulder and look ~*cute*~]

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[combat_butler]

*THANK THE LORD enough animals have got to his face today-- though he is still startling and giving him a confused look.*

--whoa! H-hi there... You sure are a quick little guy...

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[bakaitoukid]

[LOOK AT ME I'M SO CUTE and he's giving Hayate biiig adorable puppy dog eyes that practically beg for a head scratching]

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[combat_butler]

*Well he sure hasn't denied those from a Pokemon yet, so enjoy that scratching, Mini Kong*