I know this is late, from [rarely_serious]

[colonelinblack]

THE RULES

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[whacking_quota]

I have to answer questions if I leave you a comment?

On second thought, I don't want questions.

[colonelinblack]

Uh.. so I'm confused, because.. you commented, suggesting you want to get asked questions... but then you say you don't want any. So...

I'm gonna ask you 2.5 questions.

1. What made you open the diner, Luke?
2. Who's Lorelai?
3.5... So, your clearly not--

I apologize if this was not satisfactory as per your request.. [grins innocently]

[whacking_quota]

You think you're funny...

Just finish off the damn questions. I cannot answer, So, you're clearly not--

[colonelinblack]

I know I'm funny.

3. So you're clearly not a computer geek by any means, so I have to ask... why bother with a computer?
4. Have you traveled much?
5. Are you really wearing a backwards baseball cap in all of your icons? I'm disturbed impressed.

[dial_a_psychic]

This is your friend, $hawn $pencer, randomly making a random comment.

[colonelinblack]

Hmmm... alright, $pencer, think you're up to answering these questions?

Too bad, cause I'm gonna ask them anyway...

1. Where do you shop, dude? It's like the rainbow, everyday.
2. What do you seriously want for Christmas.. besides these pineapple fruit things. Totally got some of those lined up.
3. You ever think.. about being a father?
4. How'd you decide to work for a police station and not just freelance it?
5. What, do you think, is your most attractive feature?

[nottome]

Oh, what the hell. I can add the answers to the old post. Or make a new one. Or whatever. Pep's got some new meme I know I'm going to eventually do. Mun's I'm bored.

[colonelinblack]

Hey there Billy. [smiles]

1. What made you go on that date with Davis?
2. How big of a disaster was it?
3 ...how much did I just annoy you right there?
4. What do you do for a living again?
5. How did you meet Rachel?

[nottome]

Let me skip all the way down to three...

[colonelinblack]

[chuckles] That's fair.

[rattle_thecages]

If I can answer them here, I'm game.

[colonelinblack]

That's fine with me, Rach.. Less confusing that way anyway.

1. Are you doing any better since we last spoke?
2. Are you going to be around in the summer so I can visit you?
3. Do you need new shoes?
4. What's your favorite ice cream?
5. Did you know I'm going to be a godfather?!

[rattle_thecages]

1. I honestly don't know yet. I'll get back to you with an email when I do.
2. Unless there are plans I'm unaware of, yes.
3. No, I'm good.
4. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough.
5. I did not! Congratulations!

[colonelinblack]

1. Fair enough. I'll keep checking my inbox.
2. Sweet deal.
3. Oh.. want shoes?
4. Good choice!
5. [grins eartoear] Thanks, Rach.

[whacking_quota]

1. Yeah, not that funny.
2. Not a bad choice. A classic in its own right for a reason.
3. Congratulations.
4. Good for you.
5. ...OK.

[colonelinblack]

Cheeseburgers are awesome.. so is flying. But don't tell me you don't like martinis. You'd like 'em the way I make them.

[whacking_quota]

I don't like martinis.

[colonelinblack]

You've never had a John Sheppard martini. That's the only explanation for this anomaly.