Nothing but love for the MACH 3firefliesoniceJuly 1 2002, 04:40:31 UTC
Hahaha...this was definitely your best livejournal entry ever!
I always feel that guys go through this experimental stage with facial hair. It usually begins with a goatee. And the more people complain about it, the worse it gets. Hey, at least it wasn't a soul patch or something. Now that's just sickness. Or a moustache. Moustaches make people look eeeeevil. But I generally associate goatees with mildly foolish experimentation. I say you get rid of it, and try something different. Like a navel ring.
The masses have spoken.sandtigerJuly 2 2002, 20:41:42 UTC
Well, it looks like the goatee's days are numbered. I can't believe you took yourself off the market for all those hot Japanese women even for a day. All that time wasted... I also appreciate the impartial nature of the reporting. The words 'asexual humpfest' are so wonderfully NON-MANIPULATIVE, NON-BIASED and NON-JUDGMENTAL. Thank you for that.
I did a google image search for 'mod pants' and somehow came across your livejournal. It's the funniest thing ever. I'm adding you to my friends list, if you don't mind.
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I always feel that guys go through this experimental stage with facial hair. It usually begins with a goatee. And the more people complain about it, the worse it gets. Hey, at least it wasn't a soul patch or something. Now that's just sickness. Or a moustache. Moustaches make people look eeeeevil. But I generally associate goatees with mildly foolish experimentation. I say you get rid of it, and try something different. Like a navel ring.
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SHAVE FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!!!!!!
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Sign your anonymous posts, plz.
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I didn't know guys could get navel rings. Does that work?
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Later,
Jesse
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Later,
Satan
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AN ETERNITY OF "GOLDEN GIRLS" AND "FULL HOUSE" RE-RUNS?!?!
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Later,
Jesse
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One question: Is Satan a hemaphrodite?
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