038: Holy Fuck HTML

[collaredstray]

So, Badou and I are trying to pick a new place to live. Over the past week we've seen seven places, and so I made a little chart with all the places and how they meet Badou's specifications. Nothing was perfect, and some were just fucking awful, but we'll see. I'm partial to number six, myself. Badou, what do you think

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[igaveudejavu]

Well, just looking at your chart, I'd tell you to swing for six.

Looks like its not too late to wish you two luck finding an apartment

[collaredstray]

The only thing with that one is that they don't allow pets, and the elevator is prone to dropping several stories without warning.

Thanks.

[igaveudejavu]

I bet an armadillo is pretty easy to hide. I mean, does it make any noise?

... what story is the apartment you're checking out on?

[collaredstray]

He squeaks from time to time.

TOP FLOOR!

[hex_you_up]

Generally one would assume the one with the most check marks would be the best. I'm inclined to agree with Alice, I bet an armadillo'd be easy as anything to hide.

[collaredstray]

That's what I thought. The elevator is prone to dropping several stories without warning, though. So I'm not sure. The one with the creepy landlord has everything the elevator one does only no clawed tub. And I really don't give a shit about the tub. So it's really either creepy landlord or demon elevator.

[hex_you_up]

Does the one with the mad elevator have stairs?

Wait. What d'you need a clawed tub for?

[collaredstray]

Yeah, but they're falling apart and the flat is on the seventh floor.

Badou wants one. Really badly.

[ernestlyloli]

Clawed tub?

[collaredstray]

Yeah. The tub looks like it has feet.

[ernestlyloli]

:O Bath walks?

[collaredstray]

No. It just has feet.

[empressarcana]

I admire your ability to organize so well.

[collaredstray]

Ah...thank you.

[empressarcana]

Perhaps you could fix up the kitchenette in number 7 to have it suit your needs?

[collaredstray]

Maybe. It's really shitty, though, and all the other ones had decent kitchenettes.

[gen_tle_man]

That is a very organized chart.

...Clawed tub?

[collaredstray]

Thanks.

You know, one of those bathtubs that looks like it has feet?

[gen_tle_man]

Oh...those? I see. Those bathtubs are quite interesting.

[collaredstray]

Yeah. Badou really likes them.