Sugar Crazy (1/2)
Cast: Sehun and the whole EXO
Rating: G
Genre: Comedy, Fluff
Description: This is a one-shot story based from this prompt.
Plot: Sehun, the maknae, suffers a sugar high "syndrome" that manages to drive some of his hyungs crazy. And with that, he sings and dances some of the girl group songs.
Author's Note: I made some changes with the prompt. Well I tried hard for the crack part. >_<
Sehun went back home bringing several packs of Kit Kat Japan chocolate wafer bars that he bought from a convenience store nearby. He needs to eat something in between that could sustain his stamina all throughout the day. But little did he know that somehow too much consumption of these chocolate wafer bars can give him a surprising side effect.
He was lamely watching TV in the afternoon in the living room. Suddenly he felt a bit hungry because of a boring TV show so he decided to eat eight packets of Kit Kat matcha-green tea flavored bars. An hour after he ate those bars, he suddenly switched off the television and hooked his phone to the speakers.
A song was being played inside their peaceful dorm.
And suddenly Sehun began to sing and dance with the song as well in the living room.
“(Hoo! Hoo!) 1,2,3,4!
(Hoo! Hoo!) 1,2,3,4!
In the opening of a generation,
A surprising happening,
A necessary presence, Don’t miss it
That’s right, girls are always a mystery.
Na Na Na Na Na! Na Na Na LOVE & GIRLS!
(LOVE & GIRLS!)
Na Na Na Na Na! Na Na Na LOVE & GIRLS!
(LOVE & GIRLS!)
Love! [Count on] one hand 1, 2, 3
An exciting energy!
Tapping with your heels 1,2,3,4
What are you waiting for? What you’re waiting for?
Na Na Na Na Na! Na Na Na LOVE & GIRLS!
Na Na Na Na Na! Na Na Na LOVE & GIRLS!
And let me break it down...!”
Tao went out from his room to check out what is happening. When he saw the scene in front of him, the words he managed to utter is, “What the heck are you doing Sehun?”
Sehun pulled Tao and held his both hands and the unlucky Tao served as Sehun’s dancing partner for the song.
“(Hoo! Hoo!) LOVE!!!
(Hoo! Hoo!) GIRLS!!!
(Get up! Get up!) LOVE!!!
(Get up! Get up!) GIRLS!!!
Woo...!
So brilliant!
A veteran!
Lightning speed! SHINE!!!
(Hoo! Hoo!)
Say!
(Hoo! Hoo!)
(wooooooooooo...!!!!!)
Yes! That’s the spirit! 1,2,3
Let’s jump on! Let’s go out and play!
Go for it with us!
Come on…!!!
Na Na Na Na Na! Na Na Na LOVE & GIRLS!
Go!!!
(Hoo! Hoo!) LOVE!!!
(Hoo! Hoo!) GIRLS!!!
(Get up! Get up!) LOVE!!!
(Get up! Get up!) GIRLS!!!
Woo...!
Like an alien!
In a flash!
It’s sparkling... SHINE!!!
(Hoo! Hoo!)
Say!
(Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!)
Na Na Na Na Na! Na Na Na LOVE & GIRLS!
(LOVE & GIRLS!)
Na Na Na Na Na!
Say!
(Hoo! Hoo!) LOVE!!!
(Hoo! Hoo!)
Na Na Na Na Na! Na Na Na LOVE & GIRLS!
Na Na Na Na Na!
Say!
(Hoo! Hoo!) LOVE!!!
(Hoo! Hoo!)
Giiiiiirrrrrrrrls!!!!!”
And after the dance proper, Sehun hugged Tao so tight and he showered him with kisses on his cheek. Afterwards Tao was able to detach himself from Sehun, and he was in a daze. He shook his head for a bit and thought, “What did just happened earlier?”
Few hours later, Tao was hanging out inside Chanyeol and Baekhyun’s room in the dorm. Chanyeol suddenly noticed Tao was not in his usual self so he asked him, “Tao, did something happened earlier?”
“Hyung, I think something is wrong with Sehun. He was dancing to a girl group song earlier and I became his dancing partner. And - he - hugged me and showered me with kisses!”
“Seriously?” Baekhyun popped in.
“Yes! And I don’t even know what is up with him today.” Tao answered back and scratched his head.
“Well I hope it is just an isolated case.” Chanyeol said.
Maybe not.
Sehun munched on his Kit Kat strawberry cheesecake flavored bars as his dessert. An hour later, he placed his phone in the dining table playing another song again. He started singing and dancing again. Just in time, Chanyeol just came out from the bathroom, fresh from his bath time.
“Stop
Yo, let me show you something
Girls, you ready
Haha, let's go
M I N U T E
4 M I N U T E girl
Every inch from head to toe is hot issue
Steps I strut and things I do is hot issue
Oh let me take control (oh let me take control)
Calling me hot i- hot i- hot i- hot i- i-i-i-i-i-i-issue”
Chanyeol’s eyes suddenly opened even wider while wiping his hair upon seeing Sehun singing and dancing. He almost escaped from the wrath but Sehun caught him in time. Sehun circled his arm around Chanyeol’s neck and continued singing the song.
“One two three four for 4minute girl
One two three four for 4minute girl
One two three four for 4minute girl
Calling me hot i- hot i- hot i- hot i- i-i-i-i-i-i issue”
And while singing, he keeps on kissing Chanyeol’s right cheek several times when he can.
Chanyeol did not sleep well that night.
~
Sehun munches Kit Kat pear flavored bars after their Growl dance practice. It looks like the sugar effect of the bar escalates even more quickly than the previous day. He plugged his phone to the speaker and suddenly he does the crazy routine again. He quickly pulled Junmyeon to him and danced in front of him.
“Step it up now, oh oh oh
Lalalalalalalalalala
Lalalalalalalalalala
I won’t fall anymore, goodbye sadness
I won’t get close anymore, goodbye tears
It’s believing in yourself, no more sighs
Such trivial worries, with a smile, bye bye
I learned one more time
I will never forget about you, yeah
I grew, stronger and higher
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Step it up, step it up, it’s the beginning again
I’m going to outrun by speeding up my tempo again
Just step it up, step it up, for everyone to see
Turn up the volume baby, my bebe”
Then he suddenly shouted in front of Junmyeon, “I LOVE YOU HYUNG!” And he gave him a quick peck on his lips.
But the sugar rush does not end there. Another song played next after Kara’s “Step”. The break time from the practice has exceeded from the usual. This time all of the members are inside the practice room.
“I'm not the person you knew before, brand new sound
With the new me one more round
Dance dance dance till we run this town
Oppa oppa I'll be I'll be down down down down”
Kris gave a shocked look to Sehun and wonders what on earth will happen next. Apparently, Sehun’s new victim was actually the trolling king, Chen. He dragged Chen and started flirting with him while singing with these lyrics.
"Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oppa, I love you
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! A lot, a lot
It's embarrassing so don't laugh
It's the truth so don't make fun either
I'm just saying stupid things again
I'm not the person you knew before, brand new sound
With the new me one more round
Dance dance dance till we run this town
Oppa oppa, I'll be I'll be down down down down"
Tao started to laugh out loud at the scene. He thinks that maybe all of them will not be able to escape from this crazy wrath of their maknae. Chanyeol could not keep up with his laughter anymore that he rolled on the floor like a buffalo.
The trolling king wanted to faint afterwards.
~
“I can't take this anymore
I'm going to take care of this somehow
I don't know anything but your old style
If I were to produce you, do you have any idea how cool you can be?
Come on, come out from the classroom,
From the office desk, from your uncleaned room
Sunglasses protecting my eyes from the hot,
Blinding, slightly stinging sunlight rays
The tingling feeling of biting the ice in your mouth
The sky is clear and blue
Hot Summer Ah Hot Hot Summer
Hot Summer Ah Hot Hot so hot
Hot Summer Ah Hot Hot Summer
Hot Summer Ah Hot Hot, this is definitely my taste”
Sehun keeps squishing Kyungsoo’s cheeks while dancing to the said song. The only thing Kyungsoo managed to react is to pop his owl-like eyes out.
~
Jongin does not want to accompany Sehun to buy bubble tea with him. The solution that Sehun came up with made Jongin gave in eventually.
“Please be my baby
Please be my baby
Whenever I think about you, I go crazy
Cause I want to have you
Make me your lady
Make me your lady
I will give you my love and
I will never make you regret, no”
“Okay Sehun-ah I’ll be your baby!” Jongin said while raising his two hands in surrender.
~
Sehun was eating the matcha-green tea flavored Kit Kat bars when he noticed that Lay was spacing out again in the living room. And five minutes later, Lay was about to fall asleep. So he decided to wake him up by singing those lyrics.
“This energy takes up everything of me
In your eyes are strong laser lasers
Deep in my heart, the synergy is amplifying
It’s endless, your gauge gauge
The beat is getting faster
It’s beating louder more and more
I’ve already gone past the limit
I’m in shock, e-electric shock
Nanananananana (Electric) Nanananananana (Electric)
Nanananananana E-E-E-Electric Shock (X2)
Electric (Nanananananana)
E-E-E-Electric (Nanananananana)
E-E-E-Electric (Nanananananana)
E-E-E-Electric Shock (X2)”
Lay in effect fell off from the couch with a thud. Chanyeol could not control himself anymore as he was standing in the dining area and so…
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Then he coughs in the middle of his laugh just because he suddenly swallowed his saliva midway.
Part 2
Rating: G
Genre: Comedy, Fluff
Description: This is a one-shot story based from this prompt.
Plot: Sehun, the maknae, suffers a sugar high "syndrome" that manages to drive some of his hyungs crazy. And with that, he sings and dances some of the girl group songs.
Author's Note: I made some changes with the prompt. Well I tried hard for the crack part. >_<
Sehun went back home bringing several packs of Kit Kat Japan chocolate wafer bars that he bought from a convenience store nearby. He needs to eat something in between that could sustain his stamina all throughout the day. But little did he know that somehow too much consumption of these chocolate wafer bars can give him a surprising side effect.
He was lamely watching TV in the afternoon in the living room. Suddenly he felt a bit hungry because of a boring TV show so he decided to eat eight packets of Kit Kat matcha-green tea flavored bars. An hour after he ate those bars, he suddenly switched off the television and hooked his phone to the speakers.
A song was being played inside their peaceful dorm.
And suddenly Sehun began to sing and dance with the song as well in the living room.
“(Hoo! Hoo!) 1,2,3,4!
(Hoo! Hoo!) 1,2,3,4!
In the opening of a generation,
A surprising happening,
A necessary presence, Don’t miss it
That’s right, girls are always a mystery.
Na Na Na Na Na! Na Na Na LOVE & GIRLS!
(LOVE & GIRLS!)
Na Na Na Na Na! Na Na Na LOVE & GIRLS!
(LOVE & GIRLS!)
Love! [Count on] one hand 1, 2, 3
An exciting energy!
Tapping with your heels 1,2,3,4
What are you waiting for? What you’re waiting for?
Na Na Na Na Na! Na Na Na LOVE & GIRLS!
Na Na Na Na Na! Na Na Na LOVE & GIRLS!
And let me break it down...!”
Tao went out from his room to check out what is happening. When he saw the scene in front of him, the words he managed to utter is, “What the heck are you doing Sehun?”
Sehun pulled Tao and held his both hands and the unlucky Tao served as Sehun’s dancing partner for the song.
“(Hoo! Hoo!) LOVE!!!
(Hoo! Hoo!) GIRLS!!!
(Get up! Get up!) LOVE!!!
(Get up! Get up!) GIRLS!!!
Woo...!
So brilliant!
A veteran!
Lightning speed! SHINE!!!
(Hoo! Hoo!)
Say!
(Hoo! Hoo!)
(wooooooooooo...!!!!!)
Yes! That’s the spirit! 1,2,3
Let’s jump on! Let’s go out and play!
Go for it with us!
Come on…!!!
Na Na Na Na Na! Na Na Na LOVE & GIRLS!
Go!!!
(Hoo! Hoo!) LOVE!!!
(Hoo! Hoo!) GIRLS!!!
(Get up! Get up!) LOVE!!!
(Get up! Get up!) GIRLS!!!
Woo...!
Like an alien!
In a flash!
It’s sparkling... SHINE!!!
(Hoo! Hoo!)
Say!
(Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!)
Na Na Na Na Na! Na Na Na LOVE & GIRLS!
(LOVE & GIRLS!)
Na Na Na Na Na!
Say!
(Hoo! Hoo!) LOVE!!!
(Hoo! Hoo!)
Na Na Na Na Na! Na Na Na LOVE & GIRLS!
Na Na Na Na Na!
Say!
(Hoo! Hoo!) LOVE!!!
(Hoo! Hoo!)
Giiiiiirrrrrrrrls!!!!!”
And after the dance proper, Sehun hugged Tao so tight and he showered him with kisses on his cheek. Afterwards Tao was able to detach himself from Sehun, and he was in a daze. He shook his head for a bit and thought, “What did just happened earlier?”
Few hours later, Tao was hanging out inside Chanyeol and Baekhyun’s room in the dorm. Chanyeol suddenly noticed Tao was not in his usual self so he asked him, “Tao, did something happened earlier?”
“Hyung, I think something is wrong with Sehun. He was dancing to a girl group song earlier and I became his dancing partner. And - he - hugged me and showered me with kisses!”
“Seriously?” Baekhyun popped in.
“Yes! And I don’t even know what is up with him today.” Tao answered back and scratched his head.
“Well I hope it is just an isolated case.” Chanyeol said.
Maybe not.
Sehun munched on his Kit Kat strawberry cheesecake flavored bars as his dessert. An hour later, he placed his phone in the dining table playing another song again. He started singing and dancing again. Just in time, Chanyeol just came out from the bathroom, fresh from his bath time.
“Stop
Yo, let me show you something
Girls, you ready
Haha, let's go
M I N U T E
4 M I N U T E girl
Every inch from head to toe is hot issue
Steps I strut and things I do is hot issue
Oh let me take control (oh let me take control)
Calling me hot i- hot i- hot i- hot i- i-i-i-i-i-i-issue”
Chanyeol’s eyes suddenly opened even wider while wiping his hair upon seeing Sehun singing and dancing. He almost escaped from the wrath but Sehun caught him in time. Sehun circled his arm around Chanyeol’s neck and continued singing the song.
“One two three four for 4minute girl
One two three four for 4minute girl
One two three four for 4minute girl
Calling me hot i- hot i- hot i- hot i- i-i-i-i-i-i issue”
And while singing, he keeps on kissing Chanyeol’s right cheek several times when he can.
Chanyeol did not sleep well that night.
~
Sehun munches Kit Kat pear flavored bars after their Growl dance practice. It looks like the sugar effect of the bar escalates even more quickly than the previous day. He plugged his phone to the speaker and suddenly he does the crazy routine again. He quickly pulled Junmyeon to him and danced in front of him.
“Step it up now, oh oh oh
Lalalalalalalalalala
Lalalalalalalalalala
I won’t fall anymore, goodbye sadness
I won’t get close anymore, goodbye tears
It’s believing in yourself, no more sighs
Such trivial worries, with a smile, bye bye
I learned one more time
I will never forget about you, yeah
I grew, stronger and higher
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Step it up, step it up, it’s the beginning again
I’m going to outrun by speeding up my tempo again
Just step it up, step it up, for everyone to see
Turn up the volume baby, my bebe”
Then he suddenly shouted in front of Junmyeon, “I LOVE YOU HYUNG!” And he gave him a quick peck on his lips.
But the sugar rush does not end there. Another song played next after Kara’s “Step”. The break time from the practice has exceeded from the usual. This time all of the members are inside the practice room.
“I'm not the person you knew before, brand new sound
With the new me one more round
Dance dance dance till we run this town
Oppa oppa I'll be I'll be down down down down”
Kris gave a shocked look to Sehun and wonders what on earth will happen next. Apparently, Sehun’s new victim was actually the trolling king, Chen. He dragged Chen and started flirting with him while singing with these lyrics.
"Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oppa, I love you
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! A lot, a lot
It's embarrassing so don't laugh
It's the truth so don't make fun either
I'm just saying stupid things again
I'm not the person you knew before, brand new sound
With the new me one more round
Dance dance dance till we run this town
Oppa oppa, I'll be I'll be down down down down"
Tao started to laugh out loud at the scene. He thinks that maybe all of them will not be able to escape from this crazy wrath of their maknae. Chanyeol could not keep up with his laughter anymore that he rolled on the floor like a buffalo.
The trolling king wanted to faint afterwards.
~
“I can't take this anymore
I'm going to take care of this somehow
I don't know anything but your old style
If I were to produce you, do you have any idea how cool you can be?
Come on, come out from the classroom,
From the office desk, from your uncleaned room
Sunglasses protecting my eyes from the hot,
Blinding, slightly stinging sunlight rays
The tingling feeling of biting the ice in your mouth
The sky is clear and blue
Hot Summer Ah Hot Hot Summer
Hot Summer Ah Hot Hot so hot
Hot Summer Ah Hot Hot Summer
Hot Summer Ah Hot Hot, this is definitely my taste”
Sehun keeps squishing Kyungsoo’s cheeks while dancing to the said song. The only thing Kyungsoo managed to react is to pop his owl-like eyes out.
~
Jongin does not want to accompany Sehun to buy bubble tea with him. The solution that Sehun came up with made Jongin gave in eventually.
“Please be my baby
Please be my baby
Whenever I think about you, I go crazy
Cause I want to have you
Make me your lady
Make me your lady
I will give you my love and
I will never make you regret, no”
“Okay Sehun-ah I’ll be your baby!” Jongin said while raising his two hands in surrender.
~
Sehun was eating the matcha-green tea flavored Kit Kat bars when he noticed that Lay was spacing out again in the living room. And five minutes later, Lay was about to fall asleep. So he decided to wake him up by singing those lyrics.
“This energy takes up everything of me
In your eyes are strong laser lasers
Deep in my heart, the synergy is amplifying
It’s endless, your gauge gauge
The beat is getting faster
It’s beating louder more and more
I’ve already gone past the limit
I’m in shock, e-electric shock
Nanananananana (Electric) Nanananananana (Electric)
Nanananananana E-E-E-Electric Shock (X2)
Electric (Nanananananana)
E-E-E-Electric (Nanananananana)
E-E-E-Electric (Nanananananana)
E-E-E-Electric Shock (X2)”
Lay in effect fell off from the couch with a thud. Chanyeol could not control himself anymore as he was standing in the dining area and so…
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Then he coughs in the middle of his laugh just because he suddenly swallowed his saliva midway.
Part 2