I wouldn't call this much of a curse, unless you're the one who's supposed to rake all this up.

[VOICE POST]

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office, wearing nothing but a skirt made of cling wrap.

The doctor says, I can clearly see your nuts.

[Pause.]

I figured if I waited til today, you'd appreciate it more.

[ooc; READ THE JOKE ALOUD because sob it doesn't make sense written.... hence, audio post.... scream /goes away now.]