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OOM: Room 76 (Sim Room) -- Squadron Briefing!

Dec 20, 2005 12:33

Jag has found half a dozen chairs and placed them in a group at the back of the room. The sims themselves are empty at the moment-- he came in earlier to run any interlopers off, with the promise that they could come back after the briefing ( Read more... )

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Announcements col_cardboard December 20 2005, 18:03:50 UTC

Jag clears his throat. "If you'll settle down, I'll get to the biggest piece of business. If we're going to function as a squadron, then there are a few rules you should know about."

He waits for the inevitable noises of protest to die away, then continues.

"First, squadron uniforms. Major Janson has already handed out your patches-- some of you have already put them on your current uniforms, so think of this as just a reminder for the rest of you."

He continues. "Second: since we have no ships and no missions, I am going to improvise. All members of the squadron will be obligated to complete no less than four hours on the sims for every week they spend in the Bar. Those who return to their own universe must leave a note saying when they're leaving if they wish to be excused from sim requirements."

Re: Announcements i_love_kettch December 20 2005, 19:54:07 UTC

Wes is appropriately indignant about the rules and nods in vehement agreement.

"'s cause he's an Imp," he mutters back, as if this explains it all. "I mean, making us do training at the end of the universe."

It's not clear what, then, the purpose of the squadron would have been under Wes' rule.

"'s the kinda thing an Imp would do," he adds, nodding at Biggs, "right?"

Re: Announcements jedipilot December 20 2005, 19:54:31 UTC

"He's kriffing older than you, Darklighter." She glares at him from her seat. "Might want to learn some manners."

Re: Announcements col_cardboard December 20 2005, 20:01:21 UTC

"One would also say that organizing a squadron of pilots without any means of getting them in the air would be superfluous as well," Jag points out.

Re: Announcements stuck_mynock December 20 2005, 20:03:34 UTC

"Flying sims four times a week isn't so bad," Atton whispers to Biggs, shrugging. "You get to blow things up. I just hope power doesn't go to the guy's head. Before you know it we might end up having to dress up as Dancing Gammoreans ..." He pauses. "Okay, that probably isn't all that likely."

Re: Announcements farmboyrebel December 20 2005, 20:13:39 UTC

"Exactly. That's why you don't have Imps leading -anything-. It's all rules and black and white, and dude, what about the -red.-" He smirks.

He just smirks at Jaina, however. "Hey, it's not how long it's been around, it's how well it's used." Yes, it's a slightly-veiled dirty joke. Oh, well.

He turns his attention to the other man he hasn't seen before. "I have no clue what that is, man, but that seriously doesn't sound like any sort of fun. I am -not- dancing." Biggs rolls his eyes anyway. "Sure, it's not bad to do something that I kriffing do anyway, but it's the spirit of the thing." He doesn't really like being told what to do with his afterlife. But hey.

Re: Announcements jedipilot December 20 2005, 20:16:45 UTC

Jaina's eyes narrow at Biggs and a pastry goes flying in the man's direction. "If you don't like it, get the hells out of here. And take those kriffing jokes with you."

She glances at Atton. "Same goes for you, too."

Re: Announcements stuck_mynock December 20 2005, 20:19:00 UTC

Atton raises his hands.
"Hey! I didn't say anything! Except the stuff I did say, y'know, but I didn't say anything about not liking it!" He affects the voice of somebody who's been deeply emotionally injured, taking a step away from Jaina in case she suddenly lunge.

Re: Announcements i_love_kettch December 20 2005, 20:20:56 UTC

"Atton," Wes whines. "You mentioned Gamorreans again. That's what you did. And it hurt. And if you do it again I'll have to shoot you."

Re: Announcements stuck_mynock December 20 2005, 20:23:03 UTC

"I did not!" Atton considers this. "Alright, I did. But you won't shoot me. If you did, that would make you worse than ... a betutued Gammorean." This mention of Gammoreans really is just to irritate Wes.

Re: Announcements i_love_kettch December 20 2005, 20:27:04 UTC

Wes glares at him, then pffts. "Well, I would shoot you," he clarifies, "but I left my blaster in my room."

He didn't think he'd need it. That was before the mentions of Gamorreans.

"But I'll hurt you," he adds threateningly. "...somehow."

Re: Announcements stuck_mynock December 20 2005, 20:28:24 UTC

Atton gives Wes a look. It's a look that rather smugly says: Just try it and adds as an afterthought: Gammorean.

Re: Announcements i_love_kettch December 20 2005, 20:32:14 UTC

Wes glares at him again. And, copying everyone else, apparently, throws half a pastry at Atton's head.

Except that he might be grinning a little, unlike Jaina.

Re: Announcements stuck_mynock December 20 2005, 20:35:54 UTC

The pastry hits Atton on the side of the forehead. Atton laughs maniacally, picking up a pastry and tossing it towards Wes.

Re: Announcements jawaswag December 20 2005, 20:38:46 UTC

Gavin watches all the pastry throwing curiously. "Hey, hey guys? Isn't this supposed to be a squadron meeting and not a food fight?"

Re: Announcements stuck_mynock December 20 2005, 20:45:05 UTC

Atton pauses and ponders this.

After a couple of moments he decides to throw a pastry at Gavin.

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