The meme your meme could smell like

[coffeesuperhero]

Hello, internet. You've been looking a little down, so in between my time climbing mountains, wrestling sharks, saving whale babies and winning eighteen shiny new medals, I've found time to hand-craft this meme, just for you. Because you deserve it, internet. You deserve it.

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[pocky_slash]

omgggg yeeeessss!

pocky_slash

[leiascully]

pocky_slash, I have no words to describe your magnificence. Not even "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" can encompass the grandeur of your splendor. You are more compelling than my eighteen ripped abdominal muscles put together. I would rather gaze adoringly upon your countenance than scale any mountain or fight any savage beast. Not even a summer's day can compare to your shining face. Excuse me for a few moments, my dearest - I must away to saw down the trees so that I can build our future home. You will come and live with me, won't you? I promise - I'll always do the dishes, and you can sit at the table and admire my bulging biceps.

[coffeesuperhero]

Hello Pocky underscore Slash. I hope you are well on this fine evening. I hear that you are very fond of dinosaurs, Pocky underscore Slash, and the majestic Tyrannosaurus Rex in particular. Some may find this magnificent beast intimidating. That's alright. They're not me. I frequently have long talks with my Tyrannosaurus friend when I go back to visit him in my Old Spice Time Machine (patent pending).

Excuse me. RAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRGGG. That means, "This is a beautiful lady," in the language of the dinosaurs. You should learn this phrase, Pocky underscore Slash, because some day I hope to bring you along with me, where we can visit all of my dinosaur friends, and you are sure to hear them say this phrase over and over again. The Tyrannosaurus would be very pleased to meet a woman of your stunning beauty and rapier-sharp wit, Pocky underscore Slash, and I look forward to being your stunningly handsome traveling companion.

[pocky_slash]

Pocky Underscore Slash, I don't know how I lived a single day without seeing your beautiful face. Let me wrap my bulging man-arms around you and hold you as close as is possible for two humans to hold each other. We will fly away in my Old Spice Time Machine (patent pending). May I offer my muscled fists in your service, if you need anyone exploded?

[momebie]

Good morning, pocky_slash. To show my appreciation for your existence I have brought you breakfast in bed and will now massage your shoulders as I explain. It is a breakfast made of books. Did you know you could eat books? They are delicious and taste like chicken. They are also full of words, which are important for people such as us. People who are fragrant, and also living. So please, enjoy your repast on this fine morning, and let me know if I've missed a spot.

[metonymy]

Hello, pocky_slash! Do you enjoy mysteries? I can see that you do by your computer-based avatar of a magnifying glass. I too enjoy the thrill of using my massive brainpower to deduct a solution that would be all but incomprehensible to lesser, not-as-great-smelling men. Let us ride forth in my vintage Aston Martin and feel the winds of adventure run through our hair! We will track down the culprit at the heart of this quandary - even if it is, in fact, love.

[ruffwriter]

pocky_slash, you are the most sophisticated lady I've ever had the pleasure of holding in my sculpted arms. When I built an orphanage with my bare hands, you were there with a hammer and nails. When I braved piranha-infested waters to save a baby kitten, you were the one manning the lifeboat. I cannot wait to return from taming wild horses in the mountains so that I may look upon your lovely face again. This comment is now DIAMONDS.

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