Fic for future_ex!
Title: Redtube and Pornhub and Xtube, Oh My!
Pairing: Codiasi
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Cody and Ted are roommates in college. Cody's classes stress him out. Ted suggests a way to de-stress him.
Word Count: 3595
A/N: This is based off a prompt I saw floating around: "Person A wants to watch porn with the Person B. A doesn't count on B being really turned off by the kind of porn they choose." No idea why I was drawn to that one, but I was. This one is for you, future_ex, hope you like this ♥ (I promise it doesn't end with the bad porn watching!) Also, sorry this took me so long. Thank you for your patience.
Disclaimer: Don't own WWE or pornhub or any of the various porn sites mentioned that I have never even heard of before...
Before heading off to college for freshman year, students were sent their rooming assignments to give them a chance to get to know their roommates a little before they moved in to the dorms. Ted DiBiase happened to check his contact email first and saw the email from school telling him that his roommate was someone named Cody Runnels from Georgia. The first thing he did after that was open Facebook and type in the name, hoping that he’d be able to find him. It was a lot easier than he though it’d be; as it turned out, there weren’t a whole lot of Cody Runnels in the world.
He sent off a quick message with his friend request and then, after checking his feed quickly, turned off the computer and went about his day. When he was able to get onto the computer later that night after getting home from work, he saw that he had a new message and that Cody had accepted his request.
After seeing that, Ted sent him another message and got a reply pretty quickly. They started chatting back and forth, getting to know each other a little bit better. They found out exactly where the other was from, why they were both going to the University of South Carolina and Ted also found out that Cody was a bit of a partier. That was something he’d have to get used to.
In the weeks leading up to move in day, the two talked here and there, ready to meet one another and begin their lives at college.
Ted and his family arrived first in front of South Tower. He looked up to the top of the building wondering which room he was going to be in. His whole family was there with him after making the drive up from Mississippi. They were waiting in the parking lot with all of Ted’s things while his dad went to park the car, checking in quickly to get his room number and door combo. Once his dad was back, they all headed up to the tenth floor, with the exception of Brett who stayed down with the remaining boxes Ted brought with him that they couldn’t get in one trip.
After getting up to his room, Ted punched in his code and the door opened, showing that he was the first to arrive and could pick which bed he wanted. The two beds were right next to each other, just a small enough gap between them for the person in the bed up against the wall to get through. He decided to go with the one closest to the wall.
Everyone set down the boxes they were holding, his mother already going though them to dig out the container of Clorox wipes. “How about you go get the rest of your things and I’ll stay here and wipe things down,” his mother suggested, her face in a slight grimace when she looked at the wipe she’d use to wash off Ted’s desk.
While they were putting the sheets on Ted’s bed, a few voices could be heard just outside the door. “I think it might be this one coming up. Yeah, it’s this one,” the same person said a few seconds later, clearly having read the number posted just to the side of the door.
Ted turned around and smiled at his new roommate, his head just over the top of the boxes he’d been carrying. “Hey,” Ted greeted.
“Hey,” Cody returned, quickly looking between the floor and his bed before setting his belongings down on the bed. His mother and father were in the room, too, putting down everything they were carrying.
Introductions were made between everyone, parents talking to one another about their children, while Ted and Cody stood around, listening to their parents talk about them almost as though they weren’t even in the room with them.
They soon went their own ways with their families, going out to lunch and walking around the campus a little before buying some last minute things they forgot about. It was late in the afternoon, nearing dinnertime before Ted and Cody were back in the room together.
“So, marine science with a minor in theology,” Cody said to Ted after they were back for a bit. “That’s… an interesting and unique field of study,” he added, trying his best to use the best and most polite terminology he could think of. They had mentioned their planned fields of study in their facebook chats before, but they never really went in depth with them, since some things were better to discuss in person.
“Trust me, I know,” Ted replied, trying to get onto the wireless network they had in the building. “But I like the field of marine science and theology interests me. It’s not official, or anything, my minor. Not yet, anyway. I’m gonna see how I am with my class schedule for my major first.”
“Yeah… I think I’ll be on the same page as you there.”
“I’m pretty sure you’ll be worse off. I mean, a double major in biochemistry and physics. Are you trying to kill yourself?”
“That’s a likely option,” Cody muttered in reply, bending over his desk in search of an outlet to plug in his own laptop.
“Have you already declared both your majors?” Ted asked, turning away from his own desk for a moment to look towards Cody, only to get a nice view of his ass. Which, really was a nice view.
“Yup,” Cody answered. He fumbled a little as he tried to push himself back up after ending up on tiptoes to reach behind his desk. “Are you fucking kidding me?” he then said aloud.
“What?”
“There’s a plug right here,” he told Ted, pointing near the light on his desk. “All that for nothing.”
“Oh, well, I coulda told you that.”
“Why didn’t you?”
“You never asked.”
“You just liked staring at my ass.”
Ted didn’t answer that.
~~~
Move in night was the only party Cody had attended so far, and they were two weeks into school. He didn’t expect his classes to be that challenging right off the bat, but they were. God, were they ever. In some of his classes, they were already studying for their first quizzes and their first exams were a mere two weeks away. Cody had numbers and formulas floating around in his brain. And he was only two weeks into school!
It was a Thursday night and he needed a little stress relief. Ted was out at one of his bible study meetings, so he moved his laptop over to his bed and slipped under the covers after letting his pants drop to the floor. He then proceeded to his favorite porn site.
Ted arrived back minutes after Cody finished.
~~~
Saturday night, Cody went out for a little, but didn’t stay out long. Ted was even still awake when he got back, and Ted went to bed fairly early, especially for a college student. Cody was sure he’d never seen him scrambling last minute to finish a paper or homework. He was more of a wait til the hour before it’s due kinda guy.
So, that night was no different. Cody arrived back to their dorm after leaving from an on campus party just an hour after it started. There had been far too many girls clinging to him and way too many trying to make out with him and that just wasn’t his thing. He couldn’t even get himself to get drunk enough to be ok with making out with girls, even if they were all hot.
Ted wished him a good night before crawling into bed and shutting his eyes not long after he arrived back to his room. Waiting quite some time, just to make sure Ted was asleep, Cody once more brought his laptop over to his bed, inserting his headphones into the jack before once again pulling up pornhub to browse the new gay porn videos.
Soon, his hand was slipping into his boxers as his hand worked its way up and down his cock.
What he didn’t realize was that Ted hadn’t quite fallen asleep yet. And Ted could hear every slick sound his hand made as it traversed Cody’s dick. He turned his head as quietly as possible, seeing Cody’s face alight from his bright computer screen. It was a face of pure pleasure as he got himself off to what had to be porn.
Ted himself had never actually watched porn. His family was rather traditional and they also all shared a family computer in a heavily traveled area of the house that didn’t allow for much privacy.
Maybe he needed to try it out.
~~~
It was the weekend that Cody went home that he finally gave the whole porn thing a shot. He felt dirty and somewhat guilty as he typed porn into his Google search bar. A whole lot of hits came up when he actually hit enter and let his search go through. Really, he didn’t know where to start. Finally, he decided to click on a random link of a brunette with huge tits.
He had his headphones in, since the walls were really thin and he didn’t need his neighbors knowing what he was doing and then hit play.
Honestly, he didn’t know what to make of it as it went on. There was a girl, the brunette with big tits, and she was fully clothed to start. Then a plumber showed up and then they were both naked and she was sucking his dick and then his dick was in her. And not just… he also put it in her ass!
Still, despite his slight reluctance, he found himself hard by the end of it and decided to try jerking off to the next video he clicked on. That one was fairly similar to the last, only this time it was the pizza delivery man.
He managed to come while he watched, right about the time that he pulled out and came all over her face.
Overall, it wasn’t so bad. Watching other people have sex was weird, but he supposed to could see the appeal. Cody always seemed to enjoy his own late night experiences with whatever he was watching. Maybe he just hadn’t found what he liked best, yet. There were probably other sites than xtube out there, after all.
He found several more sites the remainder of that weekend.
~~~
They became rather good friends as the year went on, Cody even managed to drag Ted to one of the frat parties. Ted didn’t drink, didn’t dance and didn’t really socialize, either, so he didn’t really see the appeal. Cody did all three, finding himself dancing with a whole mass of people, beer in hand.
After that one, though, Ted opted out of the party scene in favor of a quiet night in the dorm room.
Near the end of the semester, Ted could see the way classes were already getting to Cody, and those were just his lower level classes. He had no idea how the kid would handle things when he got further along and had to take even more advanced classes, all at the same time.
He also happened to notice the frequency of the late night self love sessions increased as Cody’s workload increased. Masturbating to porn and partying must have been Cody’s way of de-stressing, Ted figured.
~~~
Second semester was worst than the first. Ted’s classes were going alright, but Cody was practically shitting out chem formulas. He also wasn’t doing much partying, even less than their first semester. His weekends were actually spent doing homework.
“Are you sure you’re gonna be ok with the whole double science major?” Ted asked one day when Cody looked particularly burnt out.
“Yeah, it’s just… I’ve never had this much work pile up on me before,” he answered. “I really didn’t know it’d get this bad this quickly. I mean, I was expecting a shitload of work, but not until later on when I was actually taking the more difficult, upper level classes.”
“It could get better,” Ted tried to assure him. “Maybe they’re making it tough now to weed out people who don’t really want to major in it?” he suggested.
“Maybe,” Cody replied hopefully. “Like… like the whole class is just a test.”
“Exactly. Just one big test.”
Cody was never a religious person, but at that moment he was praying to God that Ted was right.
~~~
They were about two thirds through second semester when Ted bolstered up the courage to ask Cody something he’d been thinking about asking for some time now. It was kinda weird, and he honestly wasn’t sure if Cody would ever want to look at him again, but he figured if it didn’t go well, they only had about a month left of school and then they didn’t have to see each other again once school ended. They weren’t planning on rooming together the following year, as they’d both gotten singles… in the same building, but it was easy enough to avoid one another if they had to. “You ok?” Ted asked, glancing behind his chair to Cody’s side of the room where Cody was neck deep in physics books.
“Do I look ok?” Cody snapped.
“Not really,” he replied honestly. “So, uh, I was wondering… I mean… you look really stressed out.”
Cody removed his hand from his hair, leaving it all sticking up at various angles and stared blankly at Ted. “That’s what you were wondering? No fucking shit I look stressed out. I’m gonna go prematurely white and have wrinkles by twenty at this rate!”
“Did you wanna watch some… video with me?” Ted blurted out.
“Some video? What the hell are you- are you talking about porn? You want to watch porn? With me?” Cody asked, now amused and confused about what the actual hell was happening.
“Yeah?”
Cody shrugged and headed to Ted’s side of the room. “I didn’t even know you watched porn.”
The light was off and the blinds were shut as they settled onto Cody’s bed, Ted’s laptop open on his desk as he pulled up pornhub, which Cody certainly approved of… until he saw that they were in the straight porn section and, wow, he was hoping things would end in at least a mutual jerkoff session, but if Ted was into the pussy, that wasn’t about to happen.
When Ted hit play and the cheesy music sounded, Cody couldn’t help but cringe. Yeah, cheesy porn music was in every video, but it was even worse when a bleach blonde came on screen with her plastic tits bouncing everywhere.
Cody could see Ted’s hand sliding up and down as he was apparently turned on by the slurping sounds she made as she sucked the guy’s dick.
The more they watched, the more turned off Cody found himself. Especially when the actual fucking started. Her moans were too high pitched and her constant “oh, oh, oh”s were driving him crazy. Then she actually started talking, saying things like “You’re such a big boy” and “Yeah, fuck me with that big cock of yours.”
The sight of Ted coming all over himself was far hotter than anything in that video.
Once it was all over and Ted turned the lights back up and shut his computer, he looked to Cody and saw that he really didn’t look happy. “What’s wrong? You watch porn all the time, didn’t you like it?”
He tried to hide the slight grimace he felt coming, but couldn’t quite manage it. So, he decided to be honest. “No, not really.”
“Was it… because I was there?” Ted actually looked crestfallen. He wanted it to be a stress reliever for the both of them, especially for Cody because that dude couldn’t seem to catch a break.
“No. I’ve done the watch porn with buddies thing before,” Cody told him. Only they were his gay buddies back in high school and they actually ended up in a mutual jerkoff session during the viewing. It was at one of his friend’s 18th birthday parties and they went out to legally buy porn. It had been a fun party. “This just, uh, wasn’t my thing really.”
“Then… what is your thing?” Ted asked.
“If you wanna know, I could show you.” He didn’t know why he said it. He should have just let it go, because he could let this slide, forget that this had ever happened, but if he showed Ted the kind of videos he enjoyed, he didn’t know if they could ever move beyond it.
“Sure.”
The next time the cheesy music started up, the screen showed four shirtless men making out in lawn chairs.
Cody glanced over to Ted, whose eyes had gone wide. “This is what I like,” Cody told him as one man began to jerk one guy off under his pair of swim trunks. The swim trunks didn’t stay on that long afterwards.
“You watch gay porn? You’re gay?” Ted asked, wide eyes looking back and forth between Cody and the video, which now had someone sticking a finger up another guy’s ass.
“I didn’t think it’d be a big thing… If I was gonna hook up with someone, it’d be at a party, anyway. I’d never bring someone back here.” He never actually managed to get past a quick grope at the parties he ended up attending, not because he couldn’t have taken it further, but because he hadn’t wanted to. He knew gay guys were hooking up all around him, same thing as back in high school when, at that friend’s party, two of them disappeared for a solid hour before reappearing. But he had never wanted to just fuck someone he had no interest in. And, well, the only guys he ever ended up having interest in were straight. From his first big high school crush to his current roommate.
Only, as he looked at Ted, he couldn’t miss the massive bulge in his pants. “Are you into this?” Cody asked, shocked.
“I… I…” Ted stuttered. “I can’t look away,” he then confessed as two men began licking at their respective partners’ assholes.
Cody scooted closer to Ted and daringly put a hand on his leg. “That’s cuz it’s hot. Way hotter than some bleach blonde bimbo with plastic tits. Look at the muscles on those guys. Their asses are like granite. Look at the cocks on those guys, Teddy. They’re gonna fuck the shit out of each other.”
“They look like they could fuck the shit out of each other.”
Cody chuckled, moving his hand upward until it was cupping Ted’s cock through his PJ pants, the same ones he’d just jerked off in earlier. “They will. And it’ll be hot.”
Nervously, Ted began moving his own hand up Cody’s leg and to the bulge in his pants. When Cody’s hand slipped into his pants, he let out a startled yelp at the feeling of another hand on him. It felt real nice.
“God, I think I just found what I like to watch,” Ted panted as he watched intently as one guy’s massive dick pushed right into another’s waiting asshole.
Cody smirked, taking a bit more of a chance as he leaned over and pressed his lips against Ted’s neck. To his surprise, Ted rolled his head to the side and let Cody go have his way with his neck.
The video soon became background noise as Cody straddled Ted’s hips while still stroking his cock. Ted’s hand was moving up and down Cody’s cock rather awkwardly since he was new to all of this and all the feelings and sensations and, “Ohmygodwhatwasthat?” he breathed out as Cody’s thumb rubbed circles over the tip of his cock.
Hands began roaming over each other’s bodies as Cody began grinding his hips up and down, rubbing his hard dick against Ted’s. He was still doing any number of things to Ted’s neck, licking and sucking and most likely giving Ted a reason to find a shirt with a really high collar.
Soon, they were both tensing and coming all over themselves and each other, ending up on skin and clothes. It was only after they both came that Cody finally stopped eating Ted’s neck. He pushed himself up onto his arms and looked down at Ted, and, yeah, there was a mark. Then, their eyes met and he gave a little sheepish smile. “So, uh…”
“Holy crap,” Ted muttered.
“I hope that’s a good holy crap,” Cody said.
Ted nodded. “Yeah. Yeah, very good.”
“I think I could get used to this kinda stress relief,” he told Ted.
“You think so?”
“Yeah. Yeah, definitely. Like, every day, at least once a day,” Cody said, running his fingers through Ted’s blonde hair. “I mean, if you want to, too. Only if you want to.”
“I think I could do that, do this. Yeah, I liked this,” he answered.
“Good.” Cody then leaned down and, for the first time, kissed Ted on the lips. “No more of that straight porn,” he added when he pulled back.
Ted shook his head back and forth. “You’re way better than porn, anyway.”
“Don’t say that yet, you haven’t even seen me shirtless, not properly, anyway,”
Chuckling, Ted raised his hand and wrapped it around Cody’s neck. “The night’s still young.”
Pairing: Codiasi
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Cody and Ted are roommates in college. Cody's classes stress him out. Ted suggests a way to de-stress him.
Word Count: 3595
A/N: This is based off a prompt I saw floating around: "Person A wants to watch porn with the Person B. A doesn't count on B being really turned off by the kind of porn they choose." No idea why I was drawn to that one, but I was. This one is for you, future_ex, hope you like this ♥ (I promise it doesn't end with the bad porn watching!) Also, sorry this took me so long. Thank you for your patience.
Disclaimer: Don't own WWE or pornhub or any of the various porn sites mentioned that I have never even heard of before...
Before heading off to college for freshman year, students were sent their rooming assignments to give them a chance to get to know their roommates a little before they moved in to the dorms. Ted DiBiase happened to check his contact email first and saw the email from school telling him that his roommate was someone named Cody Runnels from Georgia. The first thing he did after that was open Facebook and type in the name, hoping that he’d be able to find him. It was a lot easier than he though it’d be; as it turned out, there weren’t a whole lot of Cody Runnels in the world.
He sent off a quick message with his friend request and then, after checking his feed quickly, turned off the computer and went about his day. When he was able to get onto the computer later that night after getting home from work, he saw that he had a new message and that Cody had accepted his request.
After seeing that, Ted sent him another message and got a reply pretty quickly. They started chatting back and forth, getting to know each other a little bit better. They found out exactly where the other was from, why they were both going to the University of South Carolina and Ted also found out that Cody was a bit of a partier. That was something he’d have to get used to.
In the weeks leading up to move in day, the two talked here and there, ready to meet one another and begin their lives at college.
Ted and his family arrived first in front of South Tower. He looked up to the top of the building wondering which room he was going to be in. His whole family was there with him after making the drive up from Mississippi. They were waiting in the parking lot with all of Ted’s things while his dad went to park the car, checking in quickly to get his room number and door combo. Once his dad was back, they all headed up to the tenth floor, with the exception of Brett who stayed down with the remaining boxes Ted brought with him that they couldn’t get in one trip.
After getting up to his room, Ted punched in his code and the door opened, showing that he was the first to arrive and could pick which bed he wanted. The two beds were right next to each other, just a small enough gap between them for the person in the bed up against the wall to get through. He decided to go with the one closest to the wall.
Everyone set down the boxes they were holding, his mother already going though them to dig out the container of Clorox wipes. “How about you go get the rest of your things and I’ll stay here and wipe things down,” his mother suggested, her face in a slight grimace when she looked at the wipe she’d use to wash off Ted’s desk.
While they were putting the sheets on Ted’s bed, a few voices could be heard just outside the door. “I think it might be this one coming up. Yeah, it’s this one,” the same person said a few seconds later, clearly having read the number posted just to the side of the door.
Ted turned around and smiled at his new roommate, his head just over the top of the boxes he’d been carrying. “Hey,” Ted greeted.
“Hey,” Cody returned, quickly looking between the floor and his bed before setting his belongings down on the bed. His mother and father were in the room, too, putting down everything they were carrying.
Introductions were made between everyone, parents talking to one another about their children, while Ted and Cody stood around, listening to their parents talk about them almost as though they weren’t even in the room with them.
They soon went their own ways with their families, going out to lunch and walking around the campus a little before buying some last minute things they forgot about. It was late in the afternoon, nearing dinnertime before Ted and Cody were back in the room together.
“So, marine science with a minor in theology,” Cody said to Ted after they were back for a bit. “That’s… an interesting and unique field of study,” he added, trying his best to use the best and most polite terminology he could think of. They had mentioned their planned fields of study in their facebook chats before, but they never really went in depth with them, since some things were better to discuss in person.
“Trust me, I know,” Ted replied, trying to get onto the wireless network they had in the building. “But I like the field of marine science and theology interests me. It’s not official, or anything, my minor. Not yet, anyway. I’m gonna see how I am with my class schedule for my major first.”
“Yeah… I think I’ll be on the same page as you there.”
“I’m pretty sure you’ll be worse off. I mean, a double major in biochemistry and physics. Are you trying to kill yourself?”
“That’s a likely option,” Cody muttered in reply, bending over his desk in search of an outlet to plug in his own laptop.
“Have you already declared both your majors?” Ted asked, turning away from his own desk for a moment to look towards Cody, only to get a nice view of his ass. Which, really was a nice view.
“Yup,” Cody answered. He fumbled a little as he tried to push himself back up after ending up on tiptoes to reach behind his desk. “Are you fucking kidding me?” he then said aloud.
“What?”
“There’s a plug right here,” he told Ted, pointing near the light on his desk. “All that for nothing.”
“Oh, well, I coulda told you that.”
“Why didn’t you?”
“You never asked.”
“You just liked staring at my ass.”
Ted didn’t answer that.
~~~
Move in night was the only party Cody had attended so far, and they were two weeks into school. He didn’t expect his classes to be that challenging right off the bat, but they were. God, were they ever. In some of his classes, they were already studying for their first quizzes and their first exams were a mere two weeks away. Cody had numbers and formulas floating around in his brain. And he was only two weeks into school!
It was a Thursday night and he needed a little stress relief. Ted was out at one of his bible study meetings, so he moved his laptop over to his bed and slipped under the covers after letting his pants drop to the floor. He then proceeded to his favorite porn site.
Ted arrived back minutes after Cody finished.
~~~
Saturday night, Cody went out for a little, but didn’t stay out long. Ted was even still awake when he got back, and Ted went to bed fairly early, especially for a college student. Cody was sure he’d never seen him scrambling last minute to finish a paper or homework. He was more of a wait til the hour before it’s due kinda guy.
So, that night was no different. Cody arrived back to their dorm after leaving from an on campus party just an hour after it started. There had been far too many girls clinging to him and way too many trying to make out with him and that just wasn’t his thing. He couldn’t even get himself to get drunk enough to be ok with making out with girls, even if they were all hot.
Ted wished him a good night before crawling into bed and shutting his eyes not long after he arrived back to his room. Waiting quite some time, just to make sure Ted was asleep, Cody once more brought his laptop over to his bed, inserting his headphones into the jack before once again pulling up pornhub to browse the new gay porn videos.
Soon, his hand was slipping into his boxers as his hand worked its way up and down his cock.
What he didn’t realize was that Ted hadn’t quite fallen asleep yet. And Ted could hear every slick sound his hand made as it traversed Cody’s dick. He turned his head as quietly as possible, seeing Cody’s face alight from his bright computer screen. It was a face of pure pleasure as he got himself off to what had to be porn.
Ted himself had never actually watched porn. His family was rather traditional and they also all shared a family computer in a heavily traveled area of the house that didn’t allow for much privacy.
Maybe he needed to try it out.
~~~
It was the weekend that Cody went home that he finally gave the whole porn thing a shot. He felt dirty and somewhat guilty as he typed porn into his Google search bar. A whole lot of hits came up when he actually hit enter and let his search go through. Really, he didn’t know where to start. Finally, he decided to click on a random link of a brunette with huge tits.
He had his headphones in, since the walls were really thin and he didn’t need his neighbors knowing what he was doing and then hit play.
Honestly, he didn’t know what to make of it as it went on. There was a girl, the brunette with big tits, and she was fully clothed to start. Then a plumber showed up and then they were both naked and she was sucking his dick and then his dick was in her. And not just… he also put it in her ass!
Still, despite his slight reluctance, he found himself hard by the end of it and decided to try jerking off to the next video he clicked on. That one was fairly similar to the last, only this time it was the pizza delivery man.
He managed to come while he watched, right about the time that he pulled out and came all over her face.
Overall, it wasn’t so bad. Watching other people have sex was weird, but he supposed to could see the appeal. Cody always seemed to enjoy his own late night experiences with whatever he was watching. Maybe he just hadn’t found what he liked best, yet. There were probably other sites than xtube out there, after all.
He found several more sites the remainder of that weekend.
~~~
They became rather good friends as the year went on, Cody even managed to drag Ted to one of the frat parties. Ted didn’t drink, didn’t dance and didn’t really socialize, either, so he didn’t really see the appeal. Cody did all three, finding himself dancing with a whole mass of people, beer in hand.
After that one, though, Ted opted out of the party scene in favor of a quiet night in the dorm room.
Near the end of the semester, Ted could see the way classes were already getting to Cody, and those were just his lower level classes. He had no idea how the kid would handle things when he got further along and had to take even more advanced classes, all at the same time.
He also happened to notice the frequency of the late night self love sessions increased as Cody’s workload increased. Masturbating to porn and partying must have been Cody’s way of de-stressing, Ted figured.
~~~
Second semester was worst than the first. Ted’s classes were going alright, but Cody was practically shitting out chem formulas. He also wasn’t doing much partying, even less than their first semester. His weekends were actually spent doing homework.
“Are you sure you’re gonna be ok with the whole double science major?” Ted asked one day when Cody looked particularly burnt out.
“Yeah, it’s just… I’ve never had this much work pile up on me before,” he answered. “I really didn’t know it’d get this bad this quickly. I mean, I was expecting a shitload of work, but not until later on when I was actually taking the more difficult, upper level classes.”
“It could get better,” Ted tried to assure him. “Maybe they’re making it tough now to weed out people who don’t really want to major in it?” he suggested.
“Maybe,” Cody replied hopefully. “Like… like the whole class is just a test.”
“Exactly. Just one big test.”
Cody was never a religious person, but at that moment he was praying to God that Ted was right.
~~~
They were about two thirds through second semester when Ted bolstered up the courage to ask Cody something he’d been thinking about asking for some time now. It was kinda weird, and he honestly wasn’t sure if Cody would ever want to look at him again, but he figured if it didn’t go well, they only had about a month left of school and then they didn’t have to see each other again once school ended. They weren’t planning on rooming together the following year, as they’d both gotten singles… in the same building, but it was easy enough to avoid one another if they had to. “You ok?” Ted asked, glancing behind his chair to Cody’s side of the room where Cody was neck deep in physics books.
“Do I look ok?” Cody snapped.
“Not really,” he replied honestly. “So, uh, I was wondering… I mean… you look really stressed out.”
Cody removed his hand from his hair, leaving it all sticking up at various angles and stared blankly at Ted. “That’s what you were wondering? No fucking shit I look stressed out. I’m gonna go prematurely white and have wrinkles by twenty at this rate!”
“Did you wanna watch some… video with me?” Ted blurted out.
“Some video? What the hell are you- are you talking about porn? You want to watch porn? With me?” Cody asked, now amused and confused about what the actual hell was happening.
“Yeah?”
Cody shrugged and headed to Ted’s side of the room. “I didn’t even know you watched porn.”
The light was off and the blinds were shut as they settled onto Cody’s bed, Ted’s laptop open on his desk as he pulled up pornhub, which Cody certainly approved of… until he saw that they were in the straight porn section and, wow, he was hoping things would end in at least a mutual jerkoff session, but if Ted was into the pussy, that wasn’t about to happen.
When Ted hit play and the cheesy music sounded, Cody couldn’t help but cringe. Yeah, cheesy porn music was in every video, but it was even worse when a bleach blonde came on screen with her plastic tits bouncing everywhere.
Cody could see Ted’s hand sliding up and down as he was apparently turned on by the slurping sounds she made as she sucked the guy’s dick.
The more they watched, the more turned off Cody found himself. Especially when the actual fucking started. Her moans were too high pitched and her constant “oh, oh, oh”s were driving him crazy. Then she actually started talking, saying things like “You’re such a big boy” and “Yeah, fuck me with that big cock of yours.”
The sight of Ted coming all over himself was far hotter than anything in that video.
Once it was all over and Ted turned the lights back up and shut his computer, he looked to Cody and saw that he really didn’t look happy. “What’s wrong? You watch porn all the time, didn’t you like it?”
He tried to hide the slight grimace he felt coming, but couldn’t quite manage it. So, he decided to be honest. “No, not really.”
“Was it… because I was there?” Ted actually looked crestfallen. He wanted it to be a stress reliever for the both of them, especially for Cody because that dude couldn’t seem to catch a break.
“No. I’ve done the watch porn with buddies thing before,” Cody told him. Only they were his gay buddies back in high school and they actually ended up in a mutual jerkoff session during the viewing. It was at one of his friend’s 18th birthday parties and they went out to legally buy porn. It had been a fun party. “This just, uh, wasn’t my thing really.”
“Then… what is your thing?” Ted asked.
“If you wanna know, I could show you.” He didn’t know why he said it. He should have just let it go, because he could let this slide, forget that this had ever happened, but if he showed Ted the kind of videos he enjoyed, he didn’t know if they could ever move beyond it.
“Sure.”
The next time the cheesy music started up, the screen showed four shirtless men making out in lawn chairs.
Cody glanced over to Ted, whose eyes had gone wide. “This is what I like,” Cody told him as one man began to jerk one guy off under his pair of swim trunks. The swim trunks didn’t stay on that long afterwards.
“You watch gay porn? You’re gay?” Ted asked, wide eyes looking back and forth between Cody and the video, which now had someone sticking a finger up another guy’s ass.
“I didn’t think it’d be a big thing… If I was gonna hook up with someone, it’d be at a party, anyway. I’d never bring someone back here.” He never actually managed to get past a quick grope at the parties he ended up attending, not because he couldn’t have taken it further, but because he hadn’t wanted to. He knew gay guys were hooking up all around him, same thing as back in high school when, at that friend’s party, two of them disappeared for a solid hour before reappearing. But he had never wanted to just fuck someone he had no interest in. And, well, the only guys he ever ended up having interest in were straight. From his first big high school crush to his current roommate.
Only, as he looked at Ted, he couldn’t miss the massive bulge in his pants. “Are you into this?” Cody asked, shocked.
“I… I…” Ted stuttered. “I can’t look away,” he then confessed as two men began licking at their respective partners’ assholes.
Cody scooted closer to Ted and daringly put a hand on his leg. “That’s cuz it’s hot. Way hotter than some bleach blonde bimbo with plastic tits. Look at the muscles on those guys. Their asses are like granite. Look at the cocks on those guys, Teddy. They’re gonna fuck the shit out of each other.”
“They look like they could fuck the shit out of each other.”
Cody chuckled, moving his hand upward until it was cupping Ted’s cock through his PJ pants, the same ones he’d just jerked off in earlier. “They will. And it’ll be hot.”
Nervously, Ted began moving his own hand up Cody’s leg and to the bulge in his pants. When Cody’s hand slipped into his pants, he let out a startled yelp at the feeling of another hand on him. It felt real nice.
“God, I think I just found what I like to watch,” Ted panted as he watched intently as one guy’s massive dick pushed right into another’s waiting asshole.
Cody smirked, taking a bit more of a chance as he leaned over and pressed his lips against Ted’s neck. To his surprise, Ted rolled his head to the side and let Cody go have his way with his neck.
The video soon became background noise as Cody straddled Ted’s hips while still stroking his cock. Ted’s hand was moving up and down Cody’s cock rather awkwardly since he was new to all of this and all the feelings and sensations and, “Ohmygodwhatwasthat?” he breathed out as Cody’s thumb rubbed circles over the tip of his cock.
Hands began roaming over each other’s bodies as Cody began grinding his hips up and down, rubbing his hard dick against Ted’s. He was still doing any number of things to Ted’s neck, licking and sucking and most likely giving Ted a reason to find a shirt with a really high collar.
Soon, they were both tensing and coming all over themselves and each other, ending up on skin and clothes. It was only after they both came that Cody finally stopped eating Ted’s neck. He pushed himself up onto his arms and looked down at Ted, and, yeah, there was a mark. Then, their eyes met and he gave a little sheepish smile. “So, uh…”
“Holy crap,” Ted muttered.
“I hope that’s a good holy crap,” Cody said.
Ted nodded. “Yeah. Yeah, very good.”
“I think I could get used to this kinda stress relief,” he told Ted.
“You think so?”
“Yeah. Yeah, definitely. Like, every day, at least once a day,” Cody said, running his fingers through Ted’s blonde hair. “I mean, if you want to, too. Only if you want to.”
“I think I could do that, do this. Yeah, I liked this,” he answered.
“Good.” Cody then leaned down and, for the first time, kissed Ted on the lips. “No more of that straight porn,” he added when he pulled back.
Ted shook his head back and forth. “You’re way better than porn, anyway.”
“Don’t say that yet, you haven’t even seen me shirtless, not properly, anyway,”
Chuckling, Ted raised his hand and wrapped it around Cody’s neck. “The night’s still young.”