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[codenamehero]

*Thought you were having a nice, relaxing fall evening? Oh-ho-ho*

Ohmygodwhathefuckisthat-

*Here some buttons being pressed*

MAYDAY - MAYDAY - MAYDAY -

An unidentified flying object spotted twelve o'clock! In shape of a castle. Bears no visible weapons but requesting immediate backup! And uhhh-....

Ah, screw this.

GUYS. The UFO's were

Comments

[chainsawofdeath]

[Well, this is not England, France, China, or Russia... probably somebody you'd rather not talk to, actually.]

It looks like a castle because it is a floating castle, sweetheart~!

[chainsawofdeath]

Ah... America... as in the country?

[codenamehero]

The one and only!

*Cue the flag and thumbs up*

[chainsawofdeath]

You're... just a pathetic human, though. ♥

[codenamehero]

Not exactly. And who are you to call me pathetic, Mr. butler?

I'm a nation in human form. Is that so hard to believe?

[chainsawofdeath]

It's a bit hard to believe~ [laughs] I mean, I've seen a demon in butler form... but never a nation in human form!!!

[codenamehero]

Well, it's the truth. Might wanna deal with it soon.

..And what are you talking about? Demon in butler form...? *will be looking at you like you were a witch in Salem witch trials, bb*

[chainsawofdeath]

Oh, yes!! My Sebastian ♥ He's one hell of a butler! [giggles a bit] A demon disguised as a butler who serves the Queen's Watchdog!

[codenamehero]

OH-KAYYY *kind of freaked out by now. England sure didn't complain about demon butlers last time he met him.*

You are a one strange man, you know that?

[chainsawofdeath]

St-Strange...?

[codenamehero]

*laughs a bit* You're not exactly what people would call normal, Mr. Butler.

[chainsawofdeath]

G-Grell... you can call me Grell~ And, I know I'm not what people would call normal, my dear!! I would hate that!! I am much too fabulous to ever be referred to as normal~!!

[codenamehero]

I know what you mean! It's so much more exciting to be out there. I can't handle boring old stuff everyday -

Oh shit. Uh, Grell, right? Listen I have to go and meet this guy Prussia at the fountain. Maybe we can continue this some other time?

[chainsawofdeath]

O-Of course... [He's a bit confused, but whatever]

[codenamehero]

Awesome! Talk you later - I guess it was nice to meet you!

*click!*