this is the closest thing i have to a RUA icon

[cockpuppet]

okay so i haven't used this thing in forever and this is clearly a wonderful sane thing to come back to with it but i need to post it somewhere and it's entirely plurk's fault.

so. if you haven't played Robot Unicorn Attack yet, play it get sucked in like the rest of us

and then read this 1900+ word monster.

Robot Unicorn Attack

Comments

[banerry]

PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE GOING TO TURN THIS IN FOR SOME SORT OF CLASS

IF YOU SAY NO I WILL CRY

[cockpuppet]

SADLY NOT, THE ACTUAL 1984 ESSAY I HAVE TO WRITE IS ON THE USE OF EMPIRICAL EVIDENCE IN IT

I ONLY WISH I COULD SUBMIT THIS

/too lazy to get my butt off this account

[peoplesprincess]

TWO WORDS: EXTRA CREDIT.

Re: /too lazy to get my butt off this account

[cockpuppet]

BUT WE DON'T HAVE THAT HERE

[touchmy12inch]

...jesus christ miri. That was. That made too much sense. That was beautiful.

She dazzles humanity into Winston

...dazzling, huh?

Also: icon.

[cockpuppet]

yes julia is a cullen vampire

didn't you know that

when she takes winston into the clearing and tears off her clothes, she shouts THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLER, WINSTON!!

[det_goofball]

...I need to re-read it, obviously.

[cockpuppet]

tell me you didn't forget about how o'brien was a werewolf

[cockpuppet]

I HONESTLY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

ONE MINUTE I WAS GATHERING SOURCES FOR AN ESSAY ON 1984

I GOT BORED AND MY FRIEND LYRIC'D ALWAYS AT ME

I STARTED PLAYING RUA

THEN SUDDENLY....THIS HAPPENED

or rather the basis for this happened and i was FORCED TO WRITE THE WHOLE THING. FORCED.

[drakonlily]

... This needs a shrine to it

[protect_vester]

I literally cannot stop laughing at this.

GOOD LORD AHAHALSDKFHLD