Life at Home is Rarely Dull

[cobaltanaphase]

"Yeah, I was on a real transvestite kick for a while there." - Mom

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[puppyferret]

Sometimes I miss that. Sometimes.

best exchange in recent memory.

[surrealname]

adam: what would happen if we went to wawa and asked the deli counter to give us slices of bacon?
jim: we'd get in trouble.
me: they'd have to sell it too you. they'd know you were stoned, but they would have to sell it to you.
adam: really?
me: for 15 cents a slic.
adam: OH MAN! WE COULD BUY A POUND OF BACON FOR, LIKE, 3 BUCKS, THEN SELL IT FOR MORE ELSEWHERE!