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Hey everyone. I'm stuck at the fruit20 plant w/no internet & i'm bored outta my mind. Email me a story or something i can read 2 keep me busy & i'll love u 4eua

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[cinzie_224]

Wow. I just saw this after emailling you to tell you how bored I was. Heh.

[alex_superstar]

i had a dream that i was in a hospital where all of the doctors kept chopping our legs and hands off because we were so cold and i was trying to seduce the doctor into not chopping off any of my limbs. then it turned into anne of green gables for some reason and i was flirting with some guy named ashton. i woke up and my air conditioner was really high so i was shaking...also i really like fruit20, i don't know why i am willing to pay so much money for glorified flavored tap water but i am. this isn't very exciting. well, once when i was on ambien i got kicked out of a mcdonald's for trying to seduce a really old chinese man reading his newspaper and drinking coffee. i just kept sitting really close to him and watching him and following him. he was the only male around. wasn't my fault. also i kept saying "YOU'RE A SUPERSTAR" to some gnarly biker dude playing basketball really late outside with his kids. they didn't understand my intentions :(

[noxdarknox]

One day, an expert in time management was speaking to a group of business students and, to drive home a point, used an illustration those students will never forget. As he stood in front of the group of high-powered over-achievers he said, "Okay, time for a quiz" and he pulled out a one-gallon, wide-mouth mason jar and set it on the table in front of him. He also produced about a dozen fist-sized rocks and carefully placed them, one at a time, into the jar. When the jar was filled to the top and no more rocks would fit inside, he asked, "Is this jar full?" Everyone in the class yelled, "Yes." The time management expert replied, "Really?" He reached under the table and pulled out a bucket of gravel. He dumped some gravel in and shook the jar causing pieces of gravel to work themselves down into the spaces between the big rocks. He then asked the group once more, "Is the jar full?" By this time the class was on to him. "Probably not," one of them answered. "Good!" he replied. He reached under the table and brought out a bucket of sand.