I love The Onion

[cmt2779]

Check out these articles from The Onion:

"Report: Majority of Americans Unprepared for Apocalypse"

"Are Your Cats Old Enough to Learn About Jesus?"

My kitties are behind in this process, but there may yet be hope for them. I should plan a baptism over the weekend. They'd love that. So the only real issue is this: what should my cats'

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[piezocuttlefish]

"If you give your cat a rubber Jesus to play with, it will sense that there's more to this toy." reminded me that Jesus says we die a little death for Him every day.

Let Jesus into your sanctum sanctorum.

[cmt2779]

With this in mind, some hymns take on an entirely different meaning. As examples:

Come, Thou Long Expected Jesus
Come, Thou Fount of Every Blessing

Some lines work better than others; use your imagination.
Church will never be the same again.