Life-Sized
title: Life-Sized
length: oneshot.
rating: NC-17.
warning: LOTS of swearing, angst, and smut.
pairing: Jaemin.
summary: Jae finds a life sized doll of himself in Min's closet.
a/n: Requested by jaedonluv. still on my 'semi-hiatus'. xD haha. sure.
“SHIM CHANGMIN! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?” Jaejoong screamed with all the energy his body would allow.
“Uhh….” Changmin sat on the couch of their apartment speechless.
“You better fucken explain this!” Jaejoong continued shouting. He dragged the life sized doll that had his picture plastered on it’s face from Changmin’s closet and into the middle of the living room. He placed it right in front of the TV.
“Well?” Jaejoong crossed his arms and tapped his foot impatiently.
“It was on sale?” Changmin searched for excuses.
“WHAT!?” Jaejoong erupted.
“Kidding, kidding!” Changmin chuckled nervously.
“Still waiting!”
“Umm….”
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“UGH! I just can’t stand them!” Junsu shouted.
Changmin and Yoochun turned their direction to Yunho making out with some other guy behind the school building.
“I mean how can you possibly live without women?” Junsu ranted.
“Yeah. Cock on cock just isn’t right.” Yoochun added. Changmin just nodded listening to his friends.
Every day they walked home from school they never failed to surpass a very horny Yunho making out with some random guy. On rare occasions, Yunho would be mouth to mouth with the same guy for three days max. Anything that lasted for more than three days was not good for the Jung Yunho.
“GET A ROOM!” Junsu directed toward the playboy.
“Want to lend me yours sexy?” Yunho replied, winking at Junsu.
“UGHH!” Junsu heaved in disgust and walked faster. Changmin and Yoochun couldn’t help but laugh.
“Maybe you’re next su-ah.” Yoochun teased.
“Shut up. My girlfriend’s better than any guy.” Junsu boasted. Ever since he’s got this new girlfriend, he’s been saying he would marry her. But then again, that’s what he said to the past 3283474 girlfriends he’s had.
“Whatever. I love my girlfriend more.” Yoochun shouted. He’s been with his girlfriend for a steady two years now.
Changmin laughed at his two bickering friends. He didn’t have a girlfriend but didn’t mind them talking about their other halves. He’s always wanted a girlfriend, but that just wasn’t the case for him.
Ever since college started, he’s had this hot adorable room mate he admired dearly. Though he’s dated other males behind his friend’s backs, none of them stood by his side. But this was just his little secret.
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“That’s such a perverted job.” Junsu mumbled.
“What is?” Changmin said looking around the beach.
“That.” whispered Yoochun pointing to the life guard. Changmin mouthed an “Oh”.
“They must have a fucken hard-on all day from watching these babes.” Junsu licked his lips. He watched a few hot girls jog in front of him with nothing but short shorts and a sport’s bra.
Yoochun whistled at the two babes.
“I don’t think I could be a life guard. It’s just too fucken gay.” Junsu motioned.
“Huh? You just said…” Yoochun started.
“I know but what if a guy’s drowning. You gotta put your hands all over and mouth to mouth. Ugh!” He took off his shirt and started applying sun screen.
Changmin was already done setting up their area on the beach. He glued his eyes on Junsu’s body. It took every bit of self-control not to show his excitement and tore his eyes away from him.
“Life guards get the best of both worlds then.” Yoochun said as they all laughed up a storm.
Changmin sat sun bathing, looking around the beach. Hmm, being a life guard wouldn‘t be such a bad idea. He was definitely in need of a job to pay for school now.
After Junsu and Yoochun’s girlfriends came to take them away, Changmin inquired with the life guard.
“YUNHO!?” Changmin shouted, “What the fu--why!?”
“Yah. What? It’s a job, and it definitely pays.” He eyed out a fit young man running along the beach.
“What’d you want anyway.” Yunho said hastily.
“This job. Hiring?” Changmin said as sexily as he could.
“Maybe. How’s your CPR?” Yunho asked raising an eyebrow.
“Is that the only requirement?” Changmin wondered.
“Just about.” Yunho said.
Changmin leaned in and gave Yunho a wet kiss. Yunho practically shoved Changmin off of him.
“What?” Changmin blinked at the older man. Yunho wiped his mouth.
“YAH! Dude, really. Practice.” Yunho shoved this life sized inflatable doll looking thing into Changmin’s arms.
“What the hell is this?” Changmin looked confused.
“A doll duh? Practice with it. Come back when you’re ready.” Yunho leaned back and started touching himself.
“Shit, you gonna watch? Or you gonna leave?” Yunho said. Changmin shook his head and headed home with his new toy.
“Fuck. Where the hell am I gonna put this crap.”
When he got to his apartment, he locked himself in the bathroom and faced the doll. He closed his eyes and tried kissing this.
As soon as his lips touched the plastic he pulled back and shook his head. This is definitely not going to work, he thought.
He stuffed that thing in his closet and thought of new solutions.
The next day he tried holding his nose to ignore the plastic smell but that didn’t work since he couldn’t breathe. He tried straddling the doll and kissing it that way but that just felt wrong. He punched it in frustration.
Suddenly, he thought of placing Jaejoong’s face on the doll. He printed a picture and placed it neatly on the doll.
“Oh God, you’re so handsome.” Changmin smiled and leaned in for a kiss. Hmm, this doesn’t feel…too bad.
“No no no. This is just wrong.” He shoved it back in his closet and thought about giving up.
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“Fine. I wanted to be a life guard but they said my CPR sucked. Okay? Happy now?” Changmin shouted in frustration.
“Shit.” he mumbled before grabbing some food in the kitchen.
Changmin took out some bread and peanut butter attempting to make his sandwich but Jaejoong surprised him.
“So, you wanted to be a life guard?” He asked.
“Yeah. Why.” Changmin answered coldly.
“I can help.” Jaejoong kissed Changmin’s neck from behind. He slide his hands around Changmin’s waist.
“I-I don’t…w-want to be…anymore.” Changmin whispered.
“Shut up.” Jaejoong said turning the boy around now facing each other.
“Trust me, I want to help you.” Jaejoong smirked. He firmly grabbed Changmin’s hair and pushed his lips against the younger. Changmin refused to loosen his lips until he felt a forceful tongue trying to pry it’s way into his mouth.
“Fuck!” Changmin said giving Jaejoong an opportunity to explore his room mate. Changmin lightly bit Jaejoong’s intruding tongue but hard enough for him to retreat.
“What the fuck’s that for?” Jaejoong tending to his tongue.
“I-I don’t need help.” Changmin stated though his heart and erection were telling him otherwise. He was a little afraid Jaejoong would hear his heart beats.
“Haha. Yeah you fucken do.” Jaejoong laughed, “If that’s how you’re going to do CPR, then yes you do need way more practice.”
“WHAT!? Oh you bitch!” Changmin shouted before attacking Jaejoong. He pressed his lips hard against the older one. He eagerly devoured Jaejoong’s mouth like he’s been wanting to do ever since they’ve been living together.
Jaejoong responded sucking on Changmin’s tongue and pressing their heads closer together. He pulled on Changmin’s hair and scratched at his back beneath the shirt. Changmin stuck his hands in the back of Jaejoong’s pants squeezing his ass.
He was practically eating out of Jaejoong’s mouth and he loved every second of it. Till he realized what the hell he was doing and pulled away.
“Better?” Changmin mumbled and walked back to his seat at the couch.
“Fuck no. That was worst.” Jaejoong teased.
“WHAT!?” Changmin shouted in disbelief.
“Yeah. Get over here.” Jaejoong demanded.
“Hell no. you come here.” Changmin shot back. And Jaejoong did exactly that.
Jaejoong straddled Changmin’s lap and bruised his lips against the other’s. He ran his fingers through Changmin’s hair while the other hand played and tugged at Changmin’s nipples.
Changmin couldn’t believe what was happening but didn’t care. He hugged Jaejoong closer to him as their crotches brushed against each other they both gasped deepening their kiss.
From then, they both searched for more friction and rubbed against each other.
“Fuck.” Changmin moaned. He pushed Jaejoong to the side onto the couch and took off his shirt.
“Life guard. Beach. Naked, right?” He heaved. Jaejoong agreed and stripped himself of his shirt and his pants.
“Who wears long jeans to the beach, right?” Jaejoong smirked. Changmin nodded and removed his jeans as well.
Changmin straddled Jaejoong slowly moving his hips in a steady rhythm.
“Fuck it.” Jaejoong shouted. Changmin kissed his dirty mouth and worked his way down his body. Jaejoong took deep fast breathes gripping to the sides of the couch already head thrown back.
“Tease!” Jaejoong called out.
“Practicing.” Changmin revealed Jaejoong’s erect length. He kissed the head and made out with the slit.
“Shit!” Jaejoong screamed. Changmin let his lips envelope the whole cock. Jaejoong bucked his hips into his mouth. Luckily Changmin had no gag reflexes and could handle it. He started fucking Changmin’s uncontrollably.
Changmin used his teeth for some friction and let his tongue run on the underside of his cock. He allowed the pre-cum to meet his taste-buds. He gripped his own cock and started pumping in rhythm with Jaejoong’s thrusts.
“Oh fuck.” Jaejoong moaned. Changmin let out a low growl as Jaejoong came hard. Changmin swallowed everything.
One orgasm was definitely not enough for Jaejoong at this point. He was still semi-hard and showed no sign of retreating.
“Shit.” Changmin said seeing Jaejoong was still hard even after catching his breathe.
“Fuck me. I need it.” Jaejoong panted.
Hours later, Changmin was pounding into Jaejoong’s prostate repeatedly. Jaejoong just wouldn’t be quiet, or couldn’t be quiet. Then Changmin moaned so loud the neighbor’s were probably wondering if everything was okay. Changmin came hard, filling his’s tight hole with his cum.
“Fuck!!!” Jaejoong came on his stomach following Changmin’s orgasm.
Changmin collapsed on Jaejoong trying to regain his breath and slowly pulled out.
“You came hard.” Jaejoong could feel the stickiness.
“Am I better now?” Changmin panted from his extraordinary exercise.
“I think I need it one more time. Just to make sure.” Jaejoong smiled. Changmin playfully hit his shoulder.
“I’ve been wanting to do this since forever.” Changmin revealed.
“Why didn’t you then?” Jaejoong said.
“How was I supposed to know you were…gay?”
“Could’ve asked.”
Changmin stared at Jaejoong in disbelief.
“WHAT!? All this time you knew and didn’t do anything?” Changmin burst out in shock.
“Um, yeah.” Jaejoong laughed.
“And you wanted me too?” Changmin asked.
“Hell yeah. About time you made a move.” Jaejoong said.
“Aish. Fuck you.” Changmin kissed Jaejoong.
“Yeah. Love you too babe.”
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i kind of need to wake up in about 4hours so i didn't edit this. Forgive me for mistakes/typos. T_T
yes, i'm still on semi hiatus. xD maybe. idk. kbye! :]
length: oneshot.
rating: NC-17.
warning: LOTS of swearing, angst, and smut.
pairing: Jaemin.
summary: Jae finds a life sized doll of himself in Min's closet.
a/n: Requested by jaedonluv. still on my 'semi-hiatus'. xD haha. sure.
“SHIM CHANGMIN! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?” Jaejoong screamed with all the energy his body would allow.
“Uhh….” Changmin sat on the couch of their apartment speechless.
“You better fucken explain this!” Jaejoong continued shouting. He dragged the life sized doll that had his picture plastered on it’s face from Changmin’s closet and into the middle of the living room. He placed it right in front of the TV.
“Well?” Jaejoong crossed his arms and tapped his foot impatiently.
“It was on sale?” Changmin searched for excuses.
“WHAT!?” Jaejoong erupted.
“Kidding, kidding!” Changmin chuckled nervously.
“Still waiting!”
“Umm….”
---
“UGH! I just can’t stand them!” Junsu shouted.
Changmin and Yoochun turned their direction to Yunho making out with some other guy behind the school building.
“I mean how can you possibly live without women?” Junsu ranted.
“Yeah. Cock on cock just isn’t right.” Yoochun added. Changmin just nodded listening to his friends.
Every day they walked home from school they never failed to surpass a very horny Yunho making out with some random guy. On rare occasions, Yunho would be mouth to mouth with the same guy for three days max. Anything that lasted for more than three days was not good for the Jung Yunho.
“GET A ROOM!” Junsu directed toward the playboy.
“Want to lend me yours sexy?” Yunho replied, winking at Junsu.
“UGHH!” Junsu heaved in disgust and walked faster. Changmin and Yoochun couldn’t help but laugh.
“Maybe you’re next su-ah.” Yoochun teased.
“Shut up. My girlfriend’s better than any guy.” Junsu boasted. Ever since he’s got this new girlfriend, he’s been saying he would marry her. But then again, that’s what he said to the past 3283474 girlfriends he’s had.
“Whatever. I love my girlfriend more.” Yoochun shouted. He’s been with his girlfriend for a steady two years now.
Changmin laughed at his two bickering friends. He didn’t have a girlfriend but didn’t mind them talking about their other halves. He’s always wanted a girlfriend, but that just wasn’t the case for him.
Ever since college started, he’s had this hot adorable room mate he admired dearly. Though he’s dated other males behind his friend’s backs, none of them stood by his side. But this was just his little secret.
---
“That’s such a perverted job.” Junsu mumbled.
“What is?” Changmin said looking around the beach.
“That.” whispered Yoochun pointing to the life guard. Changmin mouthed an “Oh”.
“They must have a fucken hard-on all day from watching these babes.” Junsu licked his lips. He watched a few hot girls jog in front of him with nothing but short shorts and a sport’s bra.
Yoochun whistled at the two babes.
“I don’t think I could be a life guard. It’s just too fucken gay.” Junsu motioned.
“Huh? You just said…” Yoochun started.
“I know but what if a guy’s drowning. You gotta put your hands all over and mouth to mouth. Ugh!” He took off his shirt and started applying sun screen.
Changmin was already done setting up their area on the beach. He glued his eyes on Junsu’s body. It took every bit of self-control not to show his excitement and tore his eyes away from him.
“Life guards get the best of both worlds then.” Yoochun said as they all laughed up a storm.
Changmin sat sun bathing, looking around the beach. Hmm, being a life guard wouldn‘t be such a bad idea. He was definitely in need of a job to pay for school now.
After Junsu and Yoochun’s girlfriends came to take them away, Changmin inquired with the life guard.
“YUNHO!?” Changmin shouted, “What the fu--why!?”
“Yah. What? It’s a job, and it definitely pays.” He eyed out a fit young man running along the beach.
“What’d you want anyway.” Yunho said hastily.
“This job. Hiring?” Changmin said as sexily as he could.
“Maybe. How’s your CPR?” Yunho asked raising an eyebrow.
“Is that the only requirement?” Changmin wondered.
“Just about.” Yunho said.
Changmin leaned in and gave Yunho a wet kiss. Yunho practically shoved Changmin off of him.
“What?” Changmin blinked at the older man. Yunho wiped his mouth.
“YAH! Dude, really. Practice.” Yunho shoved this life sized inflatable doll looking thing into Changmin’s arms.
“What the hell is this?” Changmin looked confused.
“A doll duh? Practice with it. Come back when you’re ready.” Yunho leaned back and started touching himself.
“Shit, you gonna watch? Or you gonna leave?” Yunho said. Changmin shook his head and headed home with his new toy.
“Fuck. Where the hell am I gonna put this crap.”
When he got to his apartment, he locked himself in the bathroom and faced the doll. He closed his eyes and tried kissing this.
As soon as his lips touched the plastic he pulled back and shook his head. This is definitely not going to work, he thought.
He stuffed that thing in his closet and thought of new solutions.
The next day he tried holding his nose to ignore the plastic smell but that didn’t work since he couldn’t breathe. He tried straddling the doll and kissing it that way but that just felt wrong. He punched it in frustration.
Suddenly, he thought of placing Jaejoong’s face on the doll. He printed a picture and placed it neatly on the doll.
“Oh God, you’re so handsome.” Changmin smiled and leaned in for a kiss. Hmm, this doesn’t feel…too bad.
“No no no. This is just wrong.” He shoved it back in his closet and thought about giving up.
---
“Fine. I wanted to be a life guard but they said my CPR sucked. Okay? Happy now?” Changmin shouted in frustration.
“Shit.” he mumbled before grabbing some food in the kitchen.
Changmin took out some bread and peanut butter attempting to make his sandwich but Jaejoong surprised him.
“So, you wanted to be a life guard?” He asked.
“Yeah. Why.” Changmin answered coldly.
“I can help.” Jaejoong kissed Changmin’s neck from behind. He slide his hands around Changmin’s waist.
“I-I don’t…w-want to be…anymore.” Changmin whispered.
“Shut up.” Jaejoong said turning the boy around now facing each other.
“Trust me, I want to help you.” Jaejoong smirked. He firmly grabbed Changmin’s hair and pushed his lips against the younger. Changmin refused to loosen his lips until he felt a forceful tongue trying to pry it’s way into his mouth.
“Fuck!” Changmin said giving Jaejoong an opportunity to explore his room mate. Changmin lightly bit Jaejoong’s intruding tongue but hard enough for him to retreat.
“What the fuck’s that for?” Jaejoong tending to his tongue.
“I-I don’t need help.” Changmin stated though his heart and erection were telling him otherwise. He was a little afraid Jaejoong would hear his heart beats.
“Haha. Yeah you fucken do.” Jaejoong laughed, “If that’s how you’re going to do CPR, then yes you do need way more practice.”
“WHAT!? Oh you bitch!” Changmin shouted before attacking Jaejoong. He pressed his lips hard against the older one. He eagerly devoured Jaejoong’s mouth like he’s been wanting to do ever since they’ve been living together.
Jaejoong responded sucking on Changmin’s tongue and pressing their heads closer together. He pulled on Changmin’s hair and scratched at his back beneath the shirt. Changmin stuck his hands in the back of Jaejoong’s pants squeezing his ass.
He was practically eating out of Jaejoong’s mouth and he loved every second of it. Till he realized what the hell he was doing and pulled away.
“Better?” Changmin mumbled and walked back to his seat at the couch.
“Fuck no. That was worst.” Jaejoong teased.
“WHAT!?” Changmin shouted in disbelief.
“Yeah. Get over here.” Jaejoong demanded.
“Hell no. you come here.” Changmin shot back. And Jaejoong did exactly that.
Jaejoong straddled Changmin’s lap and bruised his lips against the other’s. He ran his fingers through Changmin’s hair while the other hand played and tugged at Changmin’s nipples.
Changmin couldn’t believe what was happening but didn’t care. He hugged Jaejoong closer to him as their crotches brushed against each other they both gasped deepening their kiss.
From then, they both searched for more friction and rubbed against each other.
“Fuck.” Changmin moaned. He pushed Jaejoong to the side onto the couch and took off his shirt.
“Life guard. Beach. Naked, right?” He heaved. Jaejoong agreed and stripped himself of his shirt and his pants.
“Who wears long jeans to the beach, right?” Jaejoong smirked. Changmin nodded and removed his jeans as well.
Changmin straddled Jaejoong slowly moving his hips in a steady rhythm.
“Fuck it.” Jaejoong shouted. Changmin kissed his dirty mouth and worked his way down his body. Jaejoong took deep fast breathes gripping to the sides of the couch already head thrown back.
“Tease!” Jaejoong called out.
“Practicing.” Changmin revealed Jaejoong’s erect length. He kissed the head and made out with the slit.
“Shit!” Jaejoong screamed. Changmin let his lips envelope the whole cock. Jaejoong bucked his hips into his mouth. Luckily Changmin had no gag reflexes and could handle it. He started fucking Changmin’s uncontrollably.
Changmin used his teeth for some friction and let his tongue run on the underside of his cock. He allowed the pre-cum to meet his taste-buds. He gripped his own cock and started pumping in rhythm with Jaejoong’s thrusts.
“Oh fuck.” Jaejoong moaned. Changmin let out a low growl as Jaejoong came hard. Changmin swallowed everything.
One orgasm was definitely not enough for Jaejoong at this point. He was still semi-hard and showed no sign of retreating.
“Shit.” Changmin said seeing Jaejoong was still hard even after catching his breathe.
“Fuck me. I need it.” Jaejoong panted.
Hours later, Changmin was pounding into Jaejoong’s prostate repeatedly. Jaejoong just wouldn’t be quiet, or couldn’t be quiet. Then Changmin moaned so loud the neighbor’s were probably wondering if everything was okay. Changmin came hard, filling his’s tight hole with his cum.
“Fuck!!!” Jaejoong came on his stomach following Changmin’s orgasm.
Changmin collapsed on Jaejoong trying to regain his breath and slowly pulled out.
“You came hard.” Jaejoong could feel the stickiness.
“Am I better now?” Changmin panted from his extraordinary exercise.
“I think I need it one more time. Just to make sure.” Jaejoong smiled. Changmin playfully hit his shoulder.
“I’ve been wanting to do this since forever.” Changmin revealed.
“Why didn’t you then?” Jaejoong said.
“How was I supposed to know you were…gay?”
“Could’ve asked.”
Changmin stared at Jaejoong in disbelief.
“WHAT!? All this time you knew and didn’t do anything?” Changmin burst out in shock.
“Um, yeah.” Jaejoong laughed.
“And you wanted me too?” Changmin asked.
“Hell yeah. About time you made a move.” Jaejoong said.
“Aish. Fuck you.” Changmin kissed Jaejoong.
“Yeah. Love you too babe.”
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i kind of need to wake up in about 4hours so i didn't edit this. Forgive me for mistakes/typos. T_T
yes, i'm still on semi hiatus. xD maybe. idk. kbye! :]