Ripping off Family Guy. I cited sources, so suck it!

[cmdrproteus]

You know what really grinds my gears? When every liquor store in town has to resort to saying "WE HAVE THE COLDEST BEER IN TOWN!"...you all CAN'T have the coldest beer in town...sure, many can qualify as cold, but if I grab a bottle of beer and it's not cold to the point of me developing frostbite on my hand, then you don't have the coldest beer!

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[meditation]

you should tell them they need to refund your money for false advertising

[cynicchronicles]

Well seeing as how I don't drink beer, I guess I can't really be a good judge of whats really good. It all tastes ewwie to me!! :P