An Anti-Ode to a Man on the Phone

[clytemnestra215]

Fie on you, Chinese Restaurant Phone Answerer, ye
Who take my requests for extra rice noodles in
My mongolian chicken dish and, denying lack of noodles there,
Urge me not to get more! For oh! the plentiful bounties found
The wondrous immensity of rice noodle fantabulosus waiting
Within, too much, too much! Oh, madamoiselle, I pray you, heed
My

Comments

[ariaberaht]

OMG I love it! It's quite funny too.

[karassasou]

Bravo! Brilliant!

[nemireth]

oh, my nutjob of a sister, how I miss thee.

lots.

love you.

[katarianna]

*snaps her fingers*

Groovy baby, groovy...

[sofeia]

You are an inspiration to us all.