did she look like a terrorist?

[cluebyfour]

I'm sure you've heard of Jorge the killer jaguar?  He mauled a Denver Zoo employee to death on Saturday.  Zoo officials are still figuring out what happened, but apparently the zookeeper had inadvertently left open a door leading from the cat's exhibit to an employee access area, and he wandered in and attacked her.  Just a tragic accident, really

Comments

[mukei]

Hopefully Bush and Osama didn't make any bets on these cats, otherwise terrorism has won!

[flainn]

It's a shame the cat had to die for doing something instinctual. Stupid trainer deserved what she got, IMO.

But then, in general I like animals better than humans.

[deadpansev]

I expect Osama is not more peaceful, but that people are more careful around him and Jorge Bush had lulled the zookeepers into a false sense of security, when in reality he was much more of a threat than Osama. ;0

[noisyparker]

With only this to go by, I would have to say that it seems Bolivian zookeepers have lame schemes for naming Jaguars.

[cluebyfour]

It might have been better to have named them Escobar and Noriega. Or better yet, Castro and Chavez!

[noisyparker]

I was thinking more along the lines of Kang and Kodos, say. Or, better yet, any two words from this list. I dunno how many Jaguars they need to name, but even after they pull out the dups that should last them for a while.