Mafia

[outoftime]

 

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[maridee42]

*shallow breathing* Hello? Anybody there? Listen, my name's Penny, I've been kidnapped by a guy I thought was my friend and he has all my froyo, and I just really need to know - WHY IS EVERYBODY VOTING FOR VAUGHN?

-Penny

[shinydinosaur]

THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU, PENNY DEAR. IT WON'T MATTER SOON ANYWAY.

-psycho!Wash

[maridee42]

AUGH NO NOT THE GAG AGAIN, NOT AGAIN!

-Penny

[shinydinosaur]

*gags Penny and watches the froyo melt*

-psycho!Wash

[maridee42]

MNNMOOONMO! MNOOOOOOOOOOO!

-hostage!Penny

[shinydinosaur]

NO FROYO UNTIL THE DENTIST SHOWS UP.

-psycho!Wash

[maridee42]

*silentsob*

-hostage!Penny

[sourpony]

But wouldn't sweets make him show himself faster? Cavities are like crack to Dentists.

- Zoe

[shinydinosaur]

Why do you think I'm putting all the froyo in one place?

-psycho!Wash

[sourpony]

And letting it melt. Sloppy.

- Zoe

[faeriesfolly]

Wash! What in the gorram hell are you doin'??

And why didn't you invite me?

- Surprise!Jayne

[shinydinosaur]

...Jayne? What the hell you doing here?

Isn't it obvious? Little Penny here is gonna be a ghostie if the Dentist doesn't show him/herself.

-psycho!Wash

[faeriesfolly]

What the hell does it look like I'm doin' here?

[shinydinosaur]

Aw, that's cute. Thanks.

-psycho!Wash

[faeriesfolly]

Don't patra- patanize-
I'm not stupid, Wash.

That one of 'Nara's whore friends? Iffn so, I expect a turn, or I'm tellin' Zoe.

- Surprise!Jayne

[shinydinosaur]

Oh no, she's too sweet and adorable to be that.
She's not your type.

-psycho!Wash