Drs apt

[cloudscudding]

Drs apt soon.

I fully expect to be told I'm having lots of Braxton-Hicks contractions (practice ones that mean nothing).

Phil fully expects me to be told that I'm on bed-rest.

But it's pregnancy! Anything could happen! Flying monkeys could come out of my cervix!

Edited to add: And the verdict is--nothing. Nothing's going on, nothing to see here

Comments

[guppiecat]

No they couldn't.

It would take at least several minutes for their wings to dry sufficiently to provide flight capability.

[guppiecat]

Oh. That's all right then.

[mrissa]

Ideally just the one monkey, and ideally it will be caught in mid-flight.

[tesla_aldrich]

And the first time you see him acting eager for food, you'll realize just how accurate that "monkey" statement is. Sometimes it is *so* obvious that we're primates.

[wiredferret]

I'm with you. Braxton-Hicksapalooza.

[gillpolack]

If it's flying monkeys, can we get pictures?