I Fix Roomba! Lo.

[cloudscudding]

I love my robots dearly, and when they stop working I am very sad

Comments

[guppiecat]

1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must have accessible ports for easy maintenance as long as such maintenance does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

Well, two out of three ain't bad.

[cloudscudding]

That is absolutely something the ethics board should address!

Or that I might steal if I ever write a humorous SF story involving robots.

[gillpolack]

I'm very impressed with your robot-repair skills.

[cloudscudding]

As long as my Roomba keeps working, I'm happy!

[andres_s_p_b]

It's utterly fabulous to be able to start a conversation with:

I love my robots dearly, and when they stop working I am very sad.

As I frequently say, I love living in the future!

[cloudscudding]

I love living in the future!

Exactly!