Dumb criminals are dumb

[clockmaster]

Criminals stupidity will NEVER stop to amaze me

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said 221  times: if you’re going to commit a burglary, make sure you get a good night’s sleep.

One burglar learned this lesson the hard way after he broke into a car and fell asleep when we (the police) found him still clutching the stolen goods in his sleepy little hands.

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Comments

[maraihi]

I bet I could steal something out of your pocket!

[clockmaster]

It's a challenge!

((OCC: You're going to use it as a excuse to grope him? XD))

[maraihi]

We'll see how much of a "challenge" it really is!

((For Maraich it can go many ways. He might take something else entirely. He might blatantly grab something out of his pocket. I don't think he's the typed to really go for groping unless he's joking around, because he has a boyfriend.))

[clockmaster]

Oi! I'm ticklish.

((It's ok, do whatever you want ^^. Hakuba is not used to people interested in him, he will be more surprised than anything. You can steal his clock if you want, but it's something precious to him :3))

[notanygood]

... You're kidding me, right? That's... really lame.

[clockmaster]

Yes, it is.

And no, no kidding, sadly.

I don't think we meet before, I'm Saguru Hakuba, a pleasure to meet you mr...?

[notanygood]

Caught sleeping with stolen goods is... well, it even trumps some of the cracked-out stuff I see.

Uh, um. My name's Sawada Tsunayoshi, but Tsuna will do. It's a pleasure to meet you.

[clockmaster]

Just call me Hakuba then, Tsuna.

He's is not the stupidest criminal I had to face though. One crook returned to the scene of the crime hoping to get his wallet back once. He dropped it during the heist.

What world are you from?

[clockmaster]

what's so funny?

[clockmaster]

Agree.

I can't understand why the Task Forces call me to help in situations like those...I think that Nakamori-keibu was just being vindictive.