Virginia's Legacy 2x5
Darcy, you're looking extra evil today.
So, to trigger the utopian future, Virginia has to make people laugh?
The future is doomed.
After Virginia somehow manages to make people laugh, she is given a black dew, which... Wtf
Virginia: "So, if this doesn't work and I became a Simpson for nothing... I'm going to fucking murder you."
Darcy: "WHAT DID YOU JUST--"
Darcy: "Mom... I hate you."
Virginia: "Well, that's enough rainbows."
That doesn't sound creepy at all.
Jody: "I hate my job already, and I haven't even been to it yet."
Virginia: "Darcy Ann Blister, do you mind telling me why you skipped school again today?!"
Darcy: "I was out for an early morning jog when I met my soul mate who, incidentally, is standing right over there."
Virginia: "Soul mate? Does he know you're evil?"
Darcy: "Did Beau know about the torture chamber in the basement?"
Virginia: "..."
Darcy: "I think we should get married someday, er... What was your name again?"
?: "Armin."
Darcy: "Armin. When I age up, I'll give you a call."
Virginia: "You're married to my pregnant niece, you sick fuck."
Desmond: "Guess what, mom-- I reached the top of the ladder and fufiled my LTW!"
Virginia: "I'm so happy for you!" (hugs)
Hamming: "See, Virginia? Dreams do come true."
Virginia: "Shut up, Hamming."
Hamming: "Speaking of dreams, you never told me what yours was. The plot cut straight to Jody and Desmond arguing."
Virginia: "I'm thinking!"
Hamming: "I have no interest in being a time traveler."
Virginia: "Well, that's a damn shame, because I've volunteered you to be a member of Operation Ocean Preservation Squad!"
Hamming: "Nope."
Virginia: "Too late, I already commissioned matching uniforms."
Hamming: "But what if you're wrong though and O.O.P.S. is a waste of time?"
Hamming: "I look like a moron, I feel like a moron, and I sound like a moron."
Yolandi: "I've been a child for ten seconds, and I'm already sick of this party."
Well, you're going to have a hard time then, because Virginia throws more parties than Gatsby, and for no apparent reason at that.
Jody: "I'm thrilled... that I'm not a blogger anymore."
Jody: "This is truly the best day of my life. I'm so excited to have the lifestyle of the rich and famous! I can't wait to tell my family."
Hamming: "I don't mean to seem rude, but did Virginia invite you to this O.O.P.S. meeting? Because she's right there, and--"
Beau: "Yep."
Hamming: "Really?"
Beau: "Why are you so surprised?"
Hamming: "Nothing. Nevermind. Desmond is handing out O.O.P.S. kits, so you can do your best to save the ocean."
Beau: "Virginia, what did you just throw at me?!"
Hamming: Oh, that's why she invited him.
Beau: "Happy to be of service."
Acanthus: "No, stop!"
Desmond: "So, you're uncle Acanthus' and Zelda Mae's daughter?"
Hannah: "Yep. That makes us first cousins."
Desmond: "Weird... So, does this have anything to do with the plot?"
Hannah: "No, I'm just here to take up space."
Acanthus: "Well, if it saves the ocean, I'm okay with wearing purple face." Although something tells me that it's a waste of time.
Virginia: "You would see it that way, you racist scumbag."
Acanthus: "Racist?! They're Aliens! That would make me prejudice against a species, sis."
Virginia: "Well, at least you don't deny it."
Beau: "Doesn't Virginia get kind of pissy about these things? I mean, we're skinny dipping at an important meeting."
Hamming: "Virginia and I have been unmarried for years, it's nothing she hasn't seen."
Beau: "That doesn't mean she'll take it well."
Virginia: "Mind if I join?"
Beau: "Well, that's not something I ever expected to see again."
Hamming: "But with your brother here--"
Virginia: "And my son, daughter in law, sister in law, niece, etc., etc. I know. Shut up or leave."
Reaper: "This one smells like Darcy."
Beau: "Do I see the Grim Reaper?"
Virginia: "Doubt it."
Beau: "But I feel the chill of death."
Virginia: "Nahh, this sort of thing only happens in the beach house. It's never happened off property before."
Reaper: "So, Desmond, you might want to stop and help--"
Desmond: "Can't, emergency at the hospital!"
Jody: "Virginia, this is uncomfortable."
Hamming: "You're not the one who has to look at it."
Virginia: "Goodbye, money."
Virginia: "Are you ready guys?!"
Desmond: "Nope."
Hamming: "Nuh-uh."
Virginia: "Great! Operation Ocean Preservation Squad gooooo!"
Saviors of the ocean, or nerds in uniform?
Virginia: "We fucked up."
Hamming: "You fucked up."
Desmond: "Who was it that told you to save the ocean again?"
Virginia: "Oohhhhhhh! Uhm..."
Desmond: "Mom?"
Virginia: "Well... This whole thing was a waste of time. It's beyond our control."
Desmond: "Oh, come on."
Virginia: "You guys can change clothes now, if you want."
Desmond: "GODDAMNIT, MOM! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! I'M AGING WITHOUT MY FAMILY! I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO COME, AND NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME IT WAS ALL FOR NOTHING?!"
Hamming: I think this is the first time he's ever lashed out on Virginia. Ever.