Virginia's Legacy [episode 9]
Virginia: “On display is my husband’s ashes. Yes, old age finally caught up with him. Such a shame.”
Feng: (whispers) “Aren’t you supposed to wear black to funerals?”
Virginia: “My garter is black.”
Virginia: “Besides, you know our marriage was basically a sham.”
Feng: “There are some pretty bad rumors that you… you didn’t kill him, right?
Virginia: “No, what makes you think I’m capable of murder?”
Feng: “You’re a black belt. You have a bad reputation. Your first husband mysteriously died and the murder investigation was called of suspiciously fast. Alan’s ex girlfriend is still missing, and the search was called off almost immediately. You never reported your step son as missing when he was kidnapped by his birth mother. Alan died of old age in his early 60’s.”
Virginia: “All coincidences.”
Desmond: “Yeah, that’s my mom. I overheard her talking to the grim reaper. I think they might be friends.”
Virginia: “Thanks for coming all the way from China for the day.”
Virginia: “But, you’re mainly here because I’m too classy to dump an old fling over the phone. You see, I have everything I want now.”
Virginia: “Starting tomorrow, I’m going to clean up my reputation.”
???: “I find that hard to believe when you don’t even remember my name.”
Virginia: “I’m sorry.”
???: “No you’re not.”
Viriginia: “Okay, ya got me.”
That was one pricey lifetime reward.
Virginia: “Okay. I’d rather you not be here.”
Alan: “I’m a little sore that you murdered me, actually. I just came here to mock your attempt to be a good girl.”
Virginia: “May the best win.”
Virginia: “As usual, I won. You must leave now.”
Virginia: “I’d like to see you do this, Acanthus.”
How?
Virginia: “FIRE!”
Butler: “Don’t worry, I’m taking care of-”
Virginia: “This is AWESOME!”
ANOTHER FIRE ARE YOU KIDDING ME TWO IN ONE DAY I KNOW SHE HAS THE UNLUCKY TRAIT BUT WTF.
This time, Feng caught it while he was cleaning.
Virginia: (screams) “OH NO!!”
Feng: “Don’t worry, I’ve got this under control.”
Virginia: “No, not the fire! Look behind you! It’s Alan!”
Feng: “I’m not falling for that. Everybody knows ghosts don’t come out during the day.”
Third time’s not a charm.
Virginia: “Thank you for putting out the fire.”
Virginia: “I have decided that you would make a great father.”
Feng: “Wait, I’m not so sure about that.”
Feng: “Worth it.”
Virginia: “Will you be my monogamous boyfriend?”
Feng: “I have been your maid long enough to know that most of your relationships end in death or betrayal.”
Virginia: “If you are worthy, you shall have nothing to fear.”
Feng: “What?”
Virginia: “Look, do you even want to meet your kid?”
Feng: “How do I know this isn’t just a baby trap?”
Feng: “Okay, I believe you.”
Well, Virginia… I hope you have fun.
Talking to strangers about your boyfriend? Pfffft.
I’ve never had a sim to to the hospital to check on the baby in Generations before, so I decided to try now. It doesn’t do shit.
Reminder that he’s still Virginia’s maid…
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SERIOUS SINCE WHEN IS HE NOT POOR DID STORY PROGRESSION MOVE HIM OUT WHAT
AND ON A STREET CORNER AGAIN ARE YOU KIDDING ME
How precious.
Virginia: “Listen… I think we need to break up.”
Feng: “WTF, why?”
Virginia: “I’m going for my ex’s fortune, and I don’t want to tarnish my romantic reputation.”
Feng: “I don’t even know what to say to that.”
Virginia: “What is this, 1905?”
NO.
Bastards.
Hamming: “I’m happy that we’re apparently back together for probably shallow reasons, but why the cemetery?”
Virginia: “I never got around to burying my last husband.”
Virginia: “OKAY, I’m normally a complete attention whore, but I need at least 8 inches of space at all times, and I am NOT getting that right now!
Virginia: Jesus Christ up my asshole, what’s it gonna take?
Now, Virginia, are you really going to risk your reputation for the paparazzi?
(snorts)
Virginia: “Hey, Hamming!”
Virginia: “Marry me. Now.”
Hamming: “Yes, master.”
Virginia: “And let’s get married now, right here in this night club before you sober up in the morning and change your mind.”
Mixologist: “I sometimes regret serving people.”
Virginia: “This is actually the best wedding I’ve ever been to, and it’s all mine.”