Virginia's Legacy [episode 4]
**In case you read ep3 before I updated it, she got married. Unfortunately, I saved over all of her wedding photos except one. hahahahaha…
Virginia: “Hello, I would like to enroll my son in boarding school.”
Virginia: “His name?… Hold on, let me check.”
Okay, that’s nice, bye.
Richie: “With your training, I’m sure I’ll get promoted in no time!”
Virginia: “Yes… That’s exactly what I want… dear.”
Your wife has a higher athletic skill than you. How does that make you feel?
Virginia: Now, what to do with my step son’s bedroom…
Virginia: So many possibilities…
Virginia: A lady needs her own room, right?
Virginia: Hello, I’d like to hire a servant… Oh, a maid, yes. That’s what I meant. Do they cook for you too? No? Well, alright.
Virginia: “I would like to book a trip to Shang Simla, China. Just one person, thanks.”
Virginia: “I hope husband doesn’t mind me borrowing his car that I somehow know how to drive even though I came from the Edwardian era.”
Xi Yuan: “And why did you come to China?”
Virginia: “For the same reason any other cute girl goes to China.”
Virginia: “To train under a true master!”
Virginia: “To become better than myself!”
Virginia: “To spar with the locals!”
Virginia: “And then sleep with them!”
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Richie: “So… Where have you been the past few days?”
Virginia: “China.”
Richie: “I see… Next time… Leave a note.”
Virginia: “Alright.”
Richie: “Or better yet… Take me with you.”
Virginia: “Okay.”
Virginia: “By the way… I sort of got some from a local.”
Richie: “Excuse me?”
Virginia: “Yeah, but it was a girl.”
Richie: “Do you really think that’ll make me feel better?”
Virginia: “No.”
Richie: “Why are you even telling me this?”
Virginia: “Because you should know.” Also because I don’t care.
Richie: “Well?”
Virginia: “If you’re waiting for me to apologize, it’s not gonna happen.”
Richie: “Dammit, Virginia! I can’t believe I let you break up my family?”
Virginia: “I bet Stella would just laugh and say I told you so.”
Richie: “Shut up you filthy homewrecker! I think we need to get a divorce.”
Virginia: “No. That can’t happen.”
Virginia: “Well, it was nice knowing you. But I’m going to have to lock you in the basement.”
Richie: “You’re kidding.”
Richie: You’re not kidding… ”Wait, stop! Virginia! Baby, I didn’t mean it!”
Richie: “VIRGINIAAAA!!”
RIP, loser.
Virginia, you just killed your husband. I think it’s a little late for that one.
I just thought I should mention-- even though she fulfilled all the criteria for her lifetime want, (as she saw his ghost when he finally died of starvation) it didn't recognize it. I'm not sure why.