my thesis

[clever_catbird]

So chopped, diced, shaved, and boiled down, here is the remaining nugget of my thesis as represented on my academic CV

Comments

[sethrates]

Wow, that fancy paragraph sure looks purty. I understand the parts of it that I do only because you explained it to me already. All those... those... words!

[clever_catbird]

Yeah . . . I just hope they like it. Arthur made me rewrite parts of my application to be more accessible to a generalist. :-( I like my purty early modern lingo!

Honestly, one of my sentences is long . . . maybe cumbersome, but check out the by Mr. Waller! And that's short!

[sethrates]

Ha. Unnecessary lingo is evil.

In unrelated news, today I learned about how one of the doubtlets under an approximate global custodial symmetry may also be an exactly gauged local symmetry, but I should not get confused between the two.