My RA = Teh Awesome

[cleric_of_chaos]

The RA on my hall, San Lo, is freakin' amazing. Rather than being what I expected in a stereotypical RA, a hardass anal-retentive control freak, he is really laid back always looking for ways to help me (unfortunately for my friends, they apparently weren't so lucky). About a week ago when he was eating with me I mentioned I needed a Math textbook

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[shishiza]

Baka yaoru, Corey-chan! If death threats don't work, then you just aren't doing it right. With tough guys, you can't just say that you've going to kill them, you have to say how and in rediculous detail. Some good things to mention are battery acid, cheese graters, toasters being used improperly, testicular juicing, and the mere fact that swallowing too much blood can kill you. Let your imagination wander!

If he pulls out the mafia card there are two things to counter act it: 1) the "I can make it look like an accident and you won't be able to trace it back to me" argument and 2) the "So what? I have access to the most powerful laser in this part of the state" argument (you'd also do well to show him videos of Thumper and let him know that if we put his arm through it, we'd have to clean him up with a hose and a mop). Seriously, haven't I tought you anything?

[cleric_of_chaos]

o.0

You were always better at threats than me... *shudder*

[doombeast]

I hope you dont play a fruit elf.

Especially not a fruit elf male.

But especially not a fruit elf male Priest.

like weestoner :(

[cleric_of_chaos]

Umm, not to be rude, but do I know you? I'm just curious, I always like to meet new people.

[peskipiksi]

You call this an ice storm? What about that one that shut down six counties back in-

...you weren't alive yet.

(I'm going to go check myself into a retirement home now.)