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BFFs (1/1)

Sep 23, 2010 02:44

BFFs
Teens
Genre: Gen, Challenge, Friendship, Humor
Episodes: Season Ten or later
Warnings: None
Synopsis: "What do they have that we don't?" Teal'c and Vala remedy an inequality.
Notes: Written for my " A-to-Z Stargate" challenge; campylobacter requested a Teal'c and Vala story with the prompt "dog tags"; mostly gen, but there's some blatant sexual harassment ( Read more... )

timeline: season 10, character: vala mal doran, character: daniel jackson, series: a-to-z stargate, character: teal'c, genre: humor, pairings: gen (no pairings), genre: challenge, genre: friendship

Comments 22

eilidh17 September 23 2010, 06:52:17 UTC

I wanna copy of that recording! What a hoot :)

Love this... seriously! XD

cleothemuse September 24 2010, 17:17:09 UTC

*sigh* Would make for nice viewing, that's for sure!

campylobacter September 23 2010, 08:00:20 UTC

Oh My Freakin Gosh!!! Cackling like a fiend starting with "Snakes on a Plane" (because obviously a Sharktopus vs. Megasnake marathon on SyFy can't keep Vala & Teal'c at Cheyenne) and continuing through to the very end!

"Four pregnancy testing kits and a bottle of mouthwash?"
Rotfling FOREVER at that. And Teal'c's quip about Goa'uld fashion sense.

So true about the people-watching: when my mom first immigrated to the States in the '60s, she wasn't as awed at the department stores as she was at the shoppers, who startled her with their unusual... girth. Most recent immigrants I know always remark on the size of the average American, and how they can't be bothered to find clothing that doesn't fit like sausage casing.

"No one has ever complained,"
BWA HA HA! Daniel can't dispute that. ;-D

we can play it in the rec room!Heck, she's uploading that to YouTube! (You know Jack already has a copy ( ... )

cleothemuse September 24 2010, 17:49:31 UTC

For many immigrants, obesity is a sign of wealth in their culture, but it's generally a fair indicator of poverty in this one. The cognitive dissonance alone (not to mention the bleeding eyeballs) has got to be startling.

Working on the Baal/Qetesh prompt now... it's a-gonna be angsty...

campylobacter September 24 2010, 20:15:11 UTC

LOL Coincidence! That long, unfinished, unpublished D/V I keep nattering on about? It involves an oblique reference to high fructose corn syrup and US obesity.

Also, Ba'al/Quetesh angst!!!!! Woootz!

cleothemuse September 24 2010, 20:26:33 UTC

An interesting study... personally, I've always looked at the inverse relationship between wealth and weight with regard to the price of "healthy" foods vs. heavily processed ones. $6 for a bag of flash-frozen chicken breasts or $5 for a bucket of KFC?

aelfgyfu_mead September 23 2010, 11:33:06 UTC

Of course there's a camera in the general's office. Why didn't I think of that?

Love what Vala and Teal'c engraved on the tags.
Date of Birth: Before You

cleothemuse September 24 2010, 17:19:37 UTC

Hehe... Next time he's forced to make an emergency Descension, you can bet Daniel's going to remember that!

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cleothemuse September 24 2010, 17:23:06 UTC

I have trouble walking into Walmart anyway... eek. Fortunately, I have two Krogers in my hometown and a Kroger and a Meijer in my college's town.

You can bet Teal'c LOVED being able to share his outsider's viewpoint with someone of like mind. Vala, of course, would have been glad to share her opinions with anyone within hearing range.

neqs September 23 2010, 17:01:41 UTC

Lol, dog tags indeed! I usually dislike SG-1 gen and shortfic, but that was priceless. I salute you!

cleothemuse September 24 2010, 17:23:27 UTC

Thanks for reading outside your comfort zone!