Accio links!

[cleolinda]

Sorry to bother you, but since it's a Harry Potter kind of week, I'd like to put these up where I can link to them all at once:

Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone in Fifteen Minutes is in the book (somewhat available in hardcover and paperback). ( Icons with sample quotes.) I have no idea if we will ever do anything with the North American rights and

Comments

[colleenwebb]

SNAPE: EVERYONE SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE GODDAMN HELL UP.

CLEO: Dude, this is so totally how I would teach a class.

Because that pretty much is how I teach a class. The attitude, not the swearing.

[cleolinda]

Heh. That bit is actually reverse-engineered from the fact that I used to say, "I can't major in education, I can't be a teacher. I'd just tell all the kids to sit the fuck down and shut the hell up."

[colleenwebb]

And now the kinds get to say that to us. Thanks double standards!

[westonian]

So... kids would actually learn something from you? Shock and amazement!

[phantomsgrl210]

HP FANS: OMGWTF THAT WAS RON’S LINE! YOU CHANGED THINGS FROM THE BOOK!

LOTR FANS: What are you, new?

One of my favorites, but I'm sure I'll find more!

[profbutters]

I love that one!

[lenamoster]

"I think I saw a porno like this once" is one of my favorite HP15 lines :) And so appropriate for so many situations!

[lenamoster]

also "OMGWTFHORSYBIRD"

[lenamoster]

ooh! and "OH MY GOD I'M MY OWN FATHER"

[xturtle]

Maybe a drawing of a time-turner/hourglass that says "does it have a flux capacitor?" underneath?

[keleri]

"Pour One Out For C-Dig" would be amazing.