So... that happened

[cleolinda]

I just spent an hour on the phone with a reporter who wants to write an article focusing on the more disturbing aspects of New Moon, the ones that parents may not know about, and it was the best game of Horrify the Twilight Noob EVER. It may actually be the longest such game on record. She knew to ask about all the controversial points, but... not

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[robinmc]

I know I've already told you this, but hell, I'll say it again: I cannot wait to read this article. Huzzah for the game that never gets old!

[laughingacademy]

Ooh, looking forward to the kerfluffle!

BTW, did you hear about the shark that took a page from Breaking Dawn? Shark bite prompts surprise birth: “A pregnant shark at a New Zealand aquarium was bitten by another shark, unexpectedly releasing four baby sharks as visitors watched.”

[cleolinda]

Hee, yeah. Also: EW.

[laughingacademy]

The miracle of childbirth!

[edda]

...it was the best game of Horrify the Twilight Noob EVER.

Cleolinda Jones: Senior Sparkle Correspondent. HATERS TO THE LEFT.

I love you so much.

[cleolinda]

Of course, I'm sure a lot of people won't hear the (admittedly gleeful) sarcasm there and will be all like OMG CLEOLINDA'S HEAD HAS GOTTEN SO BIG SHE DOES INTERVIEWS AND SELLS HER STUPID MOVIE STUFF FOR MONEY OMG SO LAME. Again: to the left.

[rorqual]

Now you just need a little hat and trenchcoat, like Kermit the frog when he's a reporter...except your trench can be moody and black, instead of the traditional....trenchy color.

[emeryldmist]

Ok so I totally did this too on a date...

:) I'm not sure which is better though, the awkward silence before the HtTN or the one afterward....

It was interesting anyway.
His little sister loved the books and he was trying to say how he had bought them all for her b/c he had heard that it was such a good relationship role model... Scary!

[jedilora]

I played it at a bar the other night when a trailer for New Moon came on in the middle of the football game.

And I managed to DISTRACT THE BAR FROM THE GAME.

[fineprnt]

I don't have a Clark Kent icon but here's Joey from 10 Things staring at you in complete awe.

[newroticgirl]

You are my favorite Senior Sparkle Correspondent EVER.