A rare literal use of the "sparkle motion" tag
WHAT IS THIS
THIS IS APPALLING
I AM APPALLED
And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.Twilight has quickly become a worldwide phenomenon developing a strong core base of dedicated fans who are drawn to the story of a Romeo & Juliet style romance between mortal (Bella) and vampire (Edward). Who better to capture the young star-crossed love of these two characters than Barbie & Ken. Edward is luminescent with a shimmering complexion and trademark gold eyes. Bella doll sold separately.
"You have to--"
"JESUS!"
"Forgive me, I did not mean to sneak up on you."
"Just--GOD. NEXT TIME--"
"You have to get one."
"Hmpshppppffff? Why in THE WORLD would you want YET ANOTHER you running around? Two of you is trouble enough, AND you'd have competition for food. AND IT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE YOU! I mean, you don't look entirely like you, but the likeness is decent! This one's just--I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS. Not of the Lord, that's what it is. And fug."
"But it actually sparkles."
You will forgive me if I stare uncomprehendingly.
"We can throw it to the tender mercies of those girls," he says. "It might even distract them for an afternoon, before they tore it to pieces."
"... You are diabolical."
"Better it than me."
"It?"
"Look at that thing--it is--a thing."
"Well, that's exactly why I'm not buying it. That Thing is not entering the house."
"Not even for an afternoon? Surely it wouldn't survive more than a day, perhaps two at the most--"
"No!"
"But today is my birthday," he says pitifully, lifting his tiny golden eyes to mine.
"Are you--are you dazzling me?"
"... Am I?"
"NO!"
THIS IS APPALLING
I AM APPALLED
And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.Twilight has quickly become a worldwide phenomenon developing a strong core base of dedicated fans who are drawn to the story of a Romeo & Juliet style romance between mortal (Bella) and vampire (Edward). Who better to capture the young star-crossed love of these two characters than Barbie & Ken. Edward is luminescent with a shimmering complexion and trademark gold eyes. Bella doll sold separately.
"You have to--"
"JESUS!"
"Forgive me, I did not mean to sneak up on you."
"Just--GOD. NEXT TIME--"
"You have to get one."
"Hmpshppppffff? Why in THE WORLD would you want YET ANOTHER you running around? Two of you is trouble enough, AND you'd have competition for food. AND IT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE YOU! I mean, you don't look entirely like you, but the likeness is decent! This one's just--I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS. Not of the Lord, that's what it is. And fug."
"But it actually sparkles."
You will forgive me if I stare uncomprehendingly.
"We can throw it to the tender mercies of those girls," he says. "It might even distract them for an afternoon, before they tore it to pieces."
"... You are diabolical."
"Better it than me."
"It?"
"Look at that thing--it is--a thing."
"Well, that's exactly why I'm not buying it. That Thing is not entering the house."
"Not even for an afternoon? Surely it wouldn't survive more than a day, perhaps two at the most--"
"No!"
"But today is my birthday," he says pitifully, lifting his tiny golden eyes to mine.
"Are you--are you dazzling me?"
"... Am I?"
"NO!"