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[cleolinda]

You're going to laugh at me so hard, but I actually thought that getting a Littlest Bella would solve some of The Littlest Edward's problems.

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[gwyndolaeth]

*glorious*

this day just keeps on getting better...

...but poor faramir!

[ungelic_is_us]

"I mean, that's a substantial lady there, she can totally handle a shaft that thick--"

Am I the only one whose mind went to dirty places, reading that?

[greedyskunk]

Not at all. :-)

[not_from_stars]

Not at all. :)

[robinmc]

No, you are not alone. I nearly choked on my sesame chicken.

[greyduck]

I mean, that's a substantial lady there, she can totally handle a shaft that thick--"

I had to close my office door, lest my uptight, conservative coworkers come 'round wondering why I'm laughing like a loon...

(And this in addition to one of my friends trying to help launch a "#fridaysex" hashtag on Twitter? Talk about putting bad thoughts into an already-naughty mind!)

[unicornluvr]

This is when working out of the house is advantageous

[greyduck]

I keep trying to tell my bosses that I'd be happier and it'd save them some money if I worked from home, but... le sigh. The client never sees me anyway, why do I need to work in this cave thirty miles from home?

What were we talking about? Oh yes, naughty thoughts. I can still have those! They can pry them out of my cold dead neurons! Hah!

(Huh. That got weird in a hurry, didn't it?)

[diddakoi]

Aw man, that Barbie stuff would be perfect. I am chagrined for you.

Also, I really want to bake something now.

[killiara]

Mmm, now I just want to join forces with other fans of this story in finding as many food-toys of the appropriate size and send them along to her...

[diddakoi]

Actually, I'm at my parents' right now, and there may be Barbie dishes somewhere in the nether regions of their attic...

[colleenwebb]

How does TLE get more adorable? It's almost unfathomable.