Comments | cleolinda: Think of it as a palate cleanser

cleolinda

Think of it as a palate cleanser

May 17, 2009 06:38

Nothing could live up to the previous installment, so I'm not even going to try. Instead, I'll just catch you up on what happened before The Littlest Bella arrived:

( What IS the evolutionary advantage of the pompadour? )

dolls, twilight, the secret life of dolls, my little pony, sparkle motion, his dark materials, lord of the rings

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mentalmishaps May 17 2009, 13:45:47 UTC

"I'm a hundred and eight years old--I don't know what the kids think is 'cool' or 'fresh' these days--oh God! See! I'm calling them kids. It's hopeless. I should just yell at her to get off my lawn."

Ahahahaha! This reminds me of your story about the annoying kids who kept ringing your doorbell. Fabulous. :)

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green_tara76 May 18 2009, 00:02:55 UTC

IAWTC. Tonnerward's most redeeming quality at this point is his ninja-level snark.

dylan_weir May 17 2009, 14:01:50 UTC

Ah, interesting to see Tonner Edward describe Bella as 'some insipid teenage girl' - that's definately sticking with his Midnight Sun characterisation when you think about it, he had written her off as a non-sparkling pleb in the opening paragraph (all this was before he got a whiff of the outragrous flavour and everything changed). And, regardless of how tasty smelling she is, Bella always will be an insipid teenage girl. THE insipid teenage girl. Muppet. Anyway, nice work Cleo!
& I have a package to send to a Shelf-Member, care of your postal address on your user info, yes?

cleolinda May 17 2009, 16:49:09 UTC

That address still works, yeah. : )

megalosaurus May 17 2009, 14:05:20 UTC

I think "lovelorn meeblings" is my new favorite phrase.

edda May 17 2009, 14:05:57 UTC

It IS a palate cleanser. It's the frozen Roman punch of entries. Neutral yet refreshing!

*needs to watch The Age Of Innocence again*