Hey guys, let's play a game! It's called "What the SHIT Is This THING I Found Growing In Our Camellias?" It's over three feet tall, "make a circle with your thumb and index finger" thick at the bottom of the stem, and it came out of NOWHERE. Seriously, I went outside and it was just THERE, it might have sprung up overnight, I don't even know. What the hell is it?
ETA: Hm. I'm liking pokeweed as an ID. Apparently it's a bitch to kill (like most random plants that spring up out of nowhere)--we've never had it before, though, which means that we are now INFECTED with it. Alas.