Comments | cleolinda: Look very carefully at the pictures

cleolinda

Look very carefully at the pictures

Apr 27, 2009 16:42

So. You wanted to know where Anna is; it's time to tell you. Ever since Tonner Edward arrived and she flipped out like ninja, I've had her incarcerated in a lovely little handmade cabinet I keep in the bathroom (for lack of anywhere else to put it). I can't remember if it was just handmade or if it was specifically handmade for me, but I remember ( Read more... )

dolls, twilight, the secret life of dolls, van helsing, pirates of the caribbean, sparkle motion, his dark materials, my little pony, lord of the rings

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ctrlshiftk April 27 2009, 22:57:27 UTC

I think Elizabeth may be my favorite now. Something about the image of her kneeing Tonner Edward in the groin is very Robot Chicken.

symmetry April 27 2009, 22:58:32 UTC

The two Edward's conversation was reaching some Growing Up Cullen level of hilarity *bookmarks*

haha exactly! sevenmarie April 28 2009, 00:34:29 UTC

my thoughts exactly! with Edward Tallen playing the part of Emmett!!

plazmah April 27 2009, 22:59:07 UTC

It was at this point that Edwardbacked into a corner, let's be fairdecided to fuck with her.

I'm sure you can imagine how I misread this. *facepalm*

"Pardon me--I earned two degrees in medicine, not midget pony husbandry."

BWAHAHAHAHA!

sirius20_81 April 28 2009, 02:33:43 UTC

I TOTALLY misread that too, and for a second wondered when this turned into doll porn... although that could have been interesting

constancedh April 29 2009, 18:17:38 UTC

I would so totally read that... in a non-freaky way, of course.

hippydippymama April 27 2009, 22:59:16 UTC

Everyone knows what a bridle is. C'mon. This guy reads classic literature which is rife with horses and tack and saddlery and he doesn't know what a bridle is?

I'ma go stand over there with TLE and Anna and Lizzie and the fancy toothpicks with a tin hat, thanks. And pie. =P

cleolinda April 27 2009, 23:26:10 UTC

To be fair, he might have recognized it if it hadn't been tiny, pink and fuzzy.

hippydippymama April 27 2009, 23:35:54 UTC

He's got like, elf-eye vision. He's just being a jerk because he feels threatened because everyone likes TLE and he's a clod and doesn't have the social graces God gave an angry chicken.

robinmc April 27 2009, 23:00:09 UTC

"Not marble! So very not made of marble!"

Ok, I always liked Elizabeth, but she just became my favorite. I clapped my hands so hard they hurt.

"There's nothing wrong with Sundance!"

"Then why is she wearing a muzzle? What, is she My Little Hannibal Lecter or something?"

"That is a BRIDLE, are you IGNORANT."

"Pardon me--I earned two degrees in medicine, not midget pony husbandry."

I love when the two of them go at it.

Oh my lord, Anna...