My family is Auburn. This whole season has been -- well, trying. My brother and father have been walking around all gloomy and there has been a lot of yelling at the TV. At Thanksgiving, there was an agreement not to wear football t-shirts or discuss sports at all, as half of the family is for Alabama.
Meanwhile, I'm like, "But what's a down? Why are there four of them if they're still called first?"
Meanwhile, I'm like, "But what's a down? Why are there four of them if they're still called first?"
Ah ha ha ha! My brother was attempting to explain football to me the other day, and this exchange occurred. It started off as an explanation of what a tight end does, which turned into an explanation of the difference between a punter and a kicker.
Me: So, is a kick-off like a dance-off, then? Him: Agh! I'm not even going to try to explain it to you anymore.
He really made the "agh!" sound. Like a roar of primal frustration.
Haha! Die hard Tennessee fan here, but I'm exactly the opposite. I've been transported to the North East, and every Saturday I'm screaming at the TV for the Volunteers! My boyfriend and I also almost killed each other in an argument over who the better quarterback is - Peyton or Eli Manning (Peyton - DUH).
Alabama kicked our butts this year, though... as did Auburn. But we've still got heart!!!
"Over $93M at the moment. Also: "According to their stats, Twilight currently ranks as the number three vampire movie of all time right behind Van Helsing and Interview With a Vampire."
Wait WHAT? Maybe they meant... Its behind Van Helsing, which is behind Interview with a Vampire.
Kirsten Dunst as a psychopathic child vampire fills me with warmth every time.
Also *die 80s die* I think I was pretty good natured about the whole giant neon geometric shapes thing. And people in leggings who really shouldn't be. Same goes for skinny jeans. And then the 80s rock t-shirts on kids who were conceived to the music and wouldn't know the band if they came up and played in their front yard.
But acid wash? Excuse me, "mineral wash". No, you go die now.
I'm buying stocks in flannel. Once we get to the 90s again, its gonna be big. >.
I saw an attempt at a 90s revival in a fashion magazine at the hairdressers once. It involved spending half an hour styling your hair, which I think might rather be missing the point of the grunge look they said they were going for.
The thing to remember about vampire movies is that they're 1) 90% shitty, and 2) R-Rated. When all is said and done, the top two grossers will be PG-13 and pretty bloodless.
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Meanwhile, I'm like, "But what's a down? Why are there four of them if they're still called first?"
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Ah ha ha ha! My brother was attempting to explain football to me the other day, and this exchange occurred. It started off as an explanation of what a tight end does, which turned into an explanation of the difference between a punter and a kicker.
Me: So, is a kick-off like a dance-off, then?
Him: Agh! I'm not even going to try to explain it to you anymore.
He really made the "agh!" sound. Like a roar of primal frustration.
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Alabama kicked our butts this year, though... as did Auburn. But we've still got heart!!!
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That's Gambit? Then why aren't his eyes black and red?
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Wait WHAT? Maybe they meant... Its behind Van Helsing, which is behind Interview with a Vampire.
Kirsten Dunst as a psychopathic child vampire fills me with warmth every time.
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It's more a testmanet to the fact vampire movies just don't make much.
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But acid wash? Excuse me, "mineral wash". No, you go die now.
I'm buying stocks in flannel. Once we get to the 90s again, its gonna be big. >.
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Hey.
The thing to remember about vampire movies is that they're 1) 90% shitty
-Blasphemer!n I hope you include FRIGHT NIGHT, VAMP, NEAR DARK and THE LOST BOYS in the other 10%!!
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