No sparkle motion footage leaked! I AM SHOCKED

[cleolinda]

Okay, we're back. If you missed it due to the LJ outage (and you keep up with the Twi-spam), go back and read last night's Twilight premiere entry. It's a post where Cloverfield, Tyra, tomorrow night's South Park and an alternate-universe True Blood collide, let's put it that way. Also, the anti-Twilight commentfest is still going, so don't miss

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[ppyajunebug]

...wait, so their necks were bleeding? Did they expect him to lick it or something?

I'm kind of afraid of this turning into the "Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered" episode of Buffy....

[saxonb]

I'm kind of afraid of this turning into the "Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered" episode of Buffy....

By the sound of it, it's already there. All they need is Alyson Hannigan with an axe, and they'll have all the crazy they need to qualify...

[ppyajunebug]

And a lunch lady. But I'm sure the TwiMoms count for that at this point.

[gwynnywonk]

It would be double creepy considering she's preggo now.

[anthraxpretzels]

...S'gonna be a lonnnng week.

Any chance the crazies will still be watching Twilight for the third time Friday? Me and a few friends are going then.

[robinmc]

Ok, I can't even laugh at the neck-scratching girls. That's just absolutely horrifying.

(Wait, yes I can: they would probably think that the DJ Bobo video is a towering artistic achievement, marred only by the absence of RPattz.)

I think it's interesting to note that both Basinger and Foxx have tween daughters, and probably the only reason they were at the premiere was to buy their kids' love make the kids happy.

[fangulation]

THEY SCRATCHED THEIR NECKS? Dear lord why?! What part of the forsaken book was this in? Edward only bruised her, silly girls, you're doing it wrong.

[maramala]

By "forsaken book" are you referring to the Book of Revelation, or one of Nostradamus' quatrains?

Sounds like another sign that the End Times are here, personally.

[fangulation]

Nah, I mean Twilight and all that follows since they seem to live their life by them.

If only Agnes Nutter were around to prove whether you were right on this End of Times deal or not...

[greedyskunk]

Well, if only Newton Pulsifer would give the new book of prophecy to Anathema to study, we'd know.

[malhablada]

Ugh, you know what pisses me off? I want to see that movie. Like it or disdain it, it's going to be HUGE, and I want to see it. Unfortunately, I think I would die of *eyeroll* if I was forced to sit in a theater of girls gasping orgasmically every time Cedric came onscreen.

I also think I'd be too embarrassed to buy a ticket for it. God, what if the person at the counter thought I actually loved it? Is going with a big group of people better or worse than just going with a couple people?

[prix_etoile]

I'm going opening night for my friend's bday and I'm standing next to the people who have not read the books and are going just for her.

And I'm going to look PAINED the entire time to make sure people know I'm there for the lulz. OR MAKE A SHIRT. THAT SAYS "HERE FOR THE LULZ" DKSFJLS

[robinmc]

The shirt might be a good idea, unless you've got a rabid group of fangirls there. You don't want to provoke them.

[prix_etoile]

...is it bad that i do want to provoke them? just to smack some teenyboppers down?

:P