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[cleolinda]

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[shocolate]

One does not simply dazzle into Mordor.

*nods wizely*

[door]

I genuinely want to put that sentence on a Tshirt.

[orangeaide]

Me too. My winter art project has been conceived.

[greyduck]

That was my fave out of those, too. EXCELLENT.

Pres-Elect Obama is going to read Twilight!!!! O.o

[ook]

FYI:

http://community.livejournal.com/ontd_political/1649959.html

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[cleolinda]

Last I'd heard, his daughter(s) had already read it?

Either way, we may get an executive order banning the series from the shelves once Michelle Obama gets a look at it. I can't imagine her standing for some of the Jacob shit in Eclipse.

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[rufinia]

Oh god, I can't WAIT. Smeyer gets a call from Michelle sazying "Seriously WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS????"

Re: Pres-Elect Obama is going to read Twilight!!!! O.o

[madeline_may]

She would, too. I fear for anyone on the receiving end of the Righteous Anger of Mama-Bear Michelle.

[robinmc]

You know, I can't help but laugh at the fact that the NYT sent a guy to write the Pattinson article, and even he is like "yeah, the dude really is that pretty." *throws boxers at stage*

And doesn't RPattz know better than to go out in the sun without at least some shimmery make-up or body glitter or something? Is he trying to make the fangirls hurt him?

[cleolinda]

The part that made me laugh was

Alena Marsh, 19, from Lancaster, Pa., managed to show Mr. Pattinson a tattoo above her ear of a small apple and the word “lamb,” which is Edward’s nickname for Bella

because that's the same tattoo--it has to be--to which the local Philadelphia paper reported him saying, "Oh shit, is that real?!"

[robinmc]

OH YEAH! I knew that sounded familiar.

The most honest thing that's been said about the whole Tour of Terror is at the end, with the lady saying "we just want to stare at you." They may as well just put him in a zoo: the permanent Robert Pattinson exhibit, with scheduled showings every three hours. "See RPattz fidget nervously! Watch him run his hands through his hair! And maybe, if you're really lucky and quiet, you may even see him play his guitar."

[madeline_may]

"And folks, just a reminder, RPattz DOES NOT BITE, so please stop sticking various body parts in between the bars. It makes him nervous."

[spacetomatoes]

I hadn't even thought about taking the engine out of her car before. Thanks for the tip SMeyer!

I just laughed, out loud, in my office. Made something up about laughing at Cong. Dingell's name.

You know, I used to do work before I discovered all this.

[unicornhime]

Drinking Game is up

[spacetomatoes]

Ha! LOVE this. Doesn't that mean I'll basically be drinking the whole movie, though? :D

[butterbuns]

That is going to save my life when I'm dragged to see it

[robinmc]

If you really stuck to it, depending on what you were drinking, you'd probably die of alcohol poisoning before it was even over.