Y'all this is so lame but humor me

[cleolinda]

Okay, you guys, this is super lame but apparently the final Twilight trailer is coming out tonight, and there was a SNEAK PEEK last night that convulsed me with laughter (THE TREE CLIMBING OMG) so I am totally on board with this, and apparently they're going to show it on Entertainment Tonight in full this evening, and then it's going live on THE

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[last_archangel]

*snorts into coffee*

[iamshadow]

*reads the Sonic saga*

OMG your mother is crazy frightening! Did you have to bail her out this time around? Or did she just traumatise some fifteen year old McDonalds punk into therapy?

[cleolinda]

Actually, she just drove home grumbling. That girl has no idea how lucky she was to escape with her life and sanity.

(Actual sass: they argued for like five minutes about how the ice cream machine was broken, AGAIN, and then the girl confirms her ice cream-less order and says, "So, YOU WANT DESSERT WITH THAT?")

[iamshadow]

Ouch. Although, in the girl's defence, you work a till, and the scripted lines you have to say do just come out without you having any control over them. You end up like Pavlov's dog, upselling and asking if they want bags or are paying card or cash without even realising you're doing it. It's automatic.

[maleficently]

Exactly. Thus why I have started to answer my house phone with "Sheriff's Radio." XD

[loversopolite]

.... I still wish your mom had thrown that drink at the girl...

[daemonnoire]

Every time you post that something has gone horribly wrong in your house, I eagerly await the follow up post where someone has sassed your mother and it has Gone Badly For Them.

I can't decide if that makes your mom Just That Ossim, or me Just That Sadistic.

[cleolinda]

I know, dude. I was deeply disappointed that no one this time has died yet.

[particle_person]

Y'ALL SOMEBODY SASSED MY MOM AT THE MCDONALD'S EVERYONE IS GONNA DIE.

I'm picturing the scene: Your mom at the register, the cashier who's just sassed her, and then the sudden silence as the whole room holds its breath...

[cleolinda]

Sadly, this was in the drivethrough. It was all very unsatisfying.

[particle_person]

Ah. "I said 'Diet Coke no ice' NOT 'dollar burger with Slice'!"