Man, I am tired

[cleolinda]

So, first order of business: True Blood recap #2 went up earlier today, if you missed that.

Second: today's Journal Birthday flashback might as well be about the time Sister Girl made beignets.

Third: If you think Days of Our Lives was crazy, feast your eyes on Passions. Also: how the DOOL Salem Stalker/Bizarro Salem storyline ended.

Linkspam!

Comments

[venice_diaries]

Gah. Why can't SNL just hire a couple of black people? I mean, it's not like there's never been a successful black performer who came out of the show.

Seriously, did Garrett Morris's cocaine freakouts really scar Lorne Michaels that badly?

[sneaky_minx]

Despite the fact that Ellen Cleghorne would be probably be very available if they just want to get alumni cameos like they usually do, with the imminent departure of Poehler, you think they'd already have a new female set to step in versus the new white guy they added. We're going to be left with just Wiig and Wilson. /rant

[annlarimer]

He preferred Belushi's shove-a-broomstick-up-his-shirt-and-shove-him-out-onstage-he'll-be-fine style of substance abuse.

[crumpeteer]

Say what you will about Passions, it did give the world Justin Hartley, to which I and my libido owe it a great debt.

[cleolinda]

He was totally my favorite part of the whole show. I was so aggravated with Theresa for mooning over Ethan instead of Fox the whole time.

[crumpeteer]

The only time I watched it was when he was a regular. Theresa forever convinced me she was a bit short on the grey cells when she DIDN'T go for Fox right away. Especially since she and Hartley had great chemistry (I mean, duh, they got married, hello show).

[cleolinda]

I don't have any feelings about her either way, but OH BURN.

[rinnamarie]

Personally, I think children of the future will be dumber for more things than just age banding, but that's just me.

[moogleybacon]

haha True that.

[aka_paloma]

EXCLUSIVE: William Shatner Voices Santa In Most Messed Up X-Mas Special Ever

I read that as "EXCLUSIVE: William Shatner Voices Satan In Most Messed Up X-Mas Special Ever".

Which may not be too far off judging by what I read.

What kind of entities? Think “Frosty meets Cthulhu,” de Souza said.

Because nothing says Christmas like a bit of Lovecraftian horror.

[gfrancie]

Is it bad that there is a part of me that would want to watch William Shatner voice Satan?

[aka_paloma]

Probably, but since a part of me would want to watch that as well, I can't judge.

[elbales]

Dude, if that's wrong, I don't want to be right, you know?