A few Twilight things to get out of the way

[cleolinda]

From the Twilight Lexicon (Lexicon. Lexicon. Lexicon. I am suppressing the urge to scream pretty well, don't you think?): Stephenie Meyer answered a ton of questions last night, and she revealed that [major spoiler] was the ending, and perhaps even the point of the series, that she'd had in mind since 2003. I don't want to say "I told you so,"

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[sigma7]

EMMETT YOU CAN SEE THE BOOM MIC

Ow ow ow it hurts, it hurts....

[edda]

That's about where I started crying so hard I couldn't read the words anymore. I think I may have cracked a rib.

[rosetapestry]

It is physically possible [sic: for males vampires], I don’t want to go into it in too much detail. I think what’s going to happen, it’s a whole long thing. I’m guessing, I think it’s going to have to show up somewhere in like the Twilight Saga guide that’s going to come out later.

Twilight Saga Guide? Seriously?

[cleolinda]

Yeah, there's an ad for it in the back of the book. I think it's coming out in December. You know, in time for Christmas shopping.

[shocolate]

Plenty of time for us to publish a fan-version first...

Let's cut and paste teh Lexicon!

[mamapduck]

You mean, "just in time to get it's ass kicked by Beedle the Bard."

[sneaky_minx]

(Lexicon. Lexicon. Lexicon.

Careful. It might show up in your bathroom mirror if you keep doing that.

[poinsley]

Holy crap, Edward as a 40 year old woman...that was hysterical!

[cleolinda]

The thing that really cracked me up was about him organizing his CDs, because he SAYS in Twilight that he has them organized by, like, year and "within that, personal preference." So it's totally in character.

Also, the idea of Edward and his cherished cleaning supplies. "DID YOU OPEN MY NEW BOTTLE OF BLEACH?"

[foresthouse]

DON'T TOUCH MY WINDEX!

[foresthouse]

Oh, dear, that is too funny:

THAT WOMAN SOUNDS AS IF SHE IS BEING GRIEVOUSLY INJURED

HEEEEEE.

[cleolinda]

EMMETT, YOU CAN SEE THE BOOM MIC

[foresthouse]

I love the "lady cop" part:

SHE HAS WORKED HARD TO BE RESPECTED IN A MALE DOMINATED FIELD

SHE WOULD NOT THROW IT AWAY BY SLEEPING WITH FIVE MEMBERS OF THE FORCE AT ONCE