OH MY GOD IT'S THE LONGEST ENTRY EVER

[cleolinda]

So. Both Sam (the pomeranian) and Sister Girl are sick. Sam has a hacking cough (we thought at first he'd chewed up something and caught it in his throat, but no, the vet says he has actual sinus drainage. Which reminds me, did I ever tell you the story about

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The worst dream I ever had:

[v827]

My subconscious used to cockblock me CONSTANTLY. Like someone mentioned above, when I had a (long-distance) boyfriend and dreamt of macking with a Hot Actor, I had guilt show up, even if I knew it was a dream and was thinking "Dream macking is not cheating, subconscious. SHUT UP AND GET SOME." But no, I'd get surprising accidents, or I'd suddenly switch characters (and occasionally genres, going from a make-out moment to a sudden car chase with no segue), or I'd get yada-yada-ed, and I'd suddenly be post-coital and have no idea what happened specifically but would have to deal with cheatery drama. Due to the lack of real-life makeouts, this just seemed mean of my brain

Re: The worst dream I ever had:

[cleolinda]

WHAT THE SHIT. OH MY GOD. I think you seriously, truly, for real may take the prize for worst dream. That is HORRIFIC.

Re: The worst dream I ever had:

[v827]

Hee. The trophy is probably a small statuette of Dick Cheney in a leather thong. Because really, what could represent a horrific dream better?

(Did I mention the big leather X straps across his chest? And that he was clearly looking for some really kinky activities? And I don't know why he thought my apartment was the place to make that happen, but oh god. It's a great story, but every time I tell it there's a part of me that stands aside shaking a fist at my subconscious. Three years or so later, and I'm still traumatized.)

Re: The worst dream I ever had:

[cleolinda]

Pardon me while I link this and traumatize everyone else...

Re: The worst dream I ever had:

[v827]

AWESOME. They can all SHARE my PAIN. The horror will never die!