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[cleolinda]

Good news and bad news: the tornado bypassed us with little more than half an hour of lightning and some hard rain. Unfortunately, it turns out that nothing will ever make me happy, because my reaction was "Worst. Tornado. EVER." My sister has been bringing home loaves upon loaves of bread, including ciabatta, baguette, and Pullman loaf, because

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[scornedsaint]

I like that writing list. It's very helpful.

And, since nothing will apparently make you happy, how about a joke. Why don't the Amish waterski? The horses would drown.

[cleolinda]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

[wendyzski]

*clop clop*

*clop clop*

*clop clop*

*BANG*

*clop clop*

*clop clop*

Amish Drive-by

[notemily]

I don't get it.

me neither.

[suenosdejmi]

?

Re: me neither.

[herigstad]

"they're we when they fall off"
That means he JIZZED on her. Jizz is WET.

Jizzzzzzzzzzzz.