And the hand in his pocket WAS A TINY MOIST HAND

[cleolinda]

Okay, stop me if I've told this one before. I've actually told it over on Fametracker twice, and in fact, I went searching for the original post over there and discovered that there's quite a fascination with it. So, preserved here for all time, Fametracker Forums RIP, is the Tiny Moist Hand story from the "Good Movie Manners Cost Nothing" thread

Comments

[andromeda_77]

OMFG! *laughing hysterically*
*has a coughing fit from laughing hysterically*
*cries*
Oh my, that was good!

[lezopez]

...AAAAnd that was the moment Fametracker became classic to me.

Now I am going away to cry quietly.

[cleolinda]

Awwwwwwww!

Seriously, I searched for the phrase through that thread, which I haven't visited in MONTHS, and I was astounded by how often it was mentioned, and how many people kept having Tiny Moist Hand Nightmares.

[rachelmanija]

I think I'm going to have them now.

[sydelbow]

It makes me sad that this is the first Ive heard of Tiny Moist Hand, and actually... Fametracker. *is lame*

[allthelivesofme]

Eeeeew. *contemplates, once again, getting a Ripley hairstyle*

[quizzicalsphinx]

I shall now compose for you a parody song for the Tiny Moist Hand. ::puts that on the list with the Eggplant Love song she swore to write for someone else::

Did you ever write that song?

[dakiwiboid]

Sorry to reply so late...Cleo just referred to this thread again. (Typing while laughing hysterically.)

[rpp]

Ew. Ew. Ewwwwwwwwww.

...Trying to think of something more coherent to say. But I can't.

Ew.