And the kitchen sink

[cleolinda]

1) Bella Swan: vampiring better than you since *checks watch* 2008. This is the same teaser that ran in front of The Hunger Games, so you may have already seen it (stop poaching Katniss's deer, BELLA).

Comments

[iczer6]

Wow, that is a really terrible ring.

[cleolinda]

Yeah, I still can't get over how terrible it is.

[greedyskunk]

All I could think about was your comment that it looked like a box cheese grater.

[cleolinda]

BECAUSE IT DOES

[dragonsblog]

I laughed through the trailer. My companions did not appreciate that, apparently they are actually fans.

[greedyskunk]

So did I. My boyfriend is not a fan, so he was not upset. However, he may have given me the side-eye when I sheepishly admitted afterwards that I need to see that movie. *ahem*

[suitcasegnome]

At my theatre, when the Breaking Dawn trailer ended, a male voice shouted, "BOO!" and everybody erupted into laughter. :D

[julietvalcouer]

Hey, I finally saw the first Twilight on TV the other night and I laughed all the way through. At the wrong places. But come on, when you realize that Edward ought to have snapped and killed Bella about halfway through the endless question montage you KNOW at least some on the cast and crew aren't taking it seriously, either.

And it's a butt-ugly ring. I'd tell him come back when his cheap ass has learned some taste.

[maleficently]

Yes, but what will it be CALLED? The Mystery of the Twilight Hunger Pack and the Seven Robotic Fairy Ninjas?

[txvoodoo]

In keeping with the short name trend, we will just call it "Pastiche".

[elbales]

+1000

[apolla_savre]

Maybe it's because I just took a Latin exam but when I saw this: "Hugh Dancy To Star In NBC Series ‘Hannibal’" I got really excited. Then you mentioned it was Hannibal Lecter and not Hannibal "I hate Rome, I will destroy her by crossing the Alps with a bunch of elephants and men!" I'm slightly disappointed.

[huzzlewhat]

Right there with you.

[cmdr_zoom]

Ayup.

[metonymy]

I remember there being rumors that Vin Diesel was going to star in a Hannibal movie ages ago. I am STILL sad that this didn't come to pass.

[elizardbits]

I screamed like a crazy person when I saw that box office take headline, negl. TAKE THAT, SPARKLEPIRES.

[cleolinda]

What I'm curious to see is whether Twilight fans will try to rally in November and get a bigger opening weekend.

[elizardbits]

By that time they'll also have to beat TDKR, which I assume will knock the previous Batman back a space.

TBH I can't see Twilight fans organizing to do something like that, mainly because they don't need to: their unstoppable fannish glee will lead them to see the movie multiple times in theatres during the first weekend anyway.

It will also be VERY interesting to see what happens with the Titanic re-release, tbh.

[fleurrochard]

And then there will be The Hobbit.