Fucking DUH

[clear_all]

So for the past four or five years, I've made a point of not having coffee or coffee-making tools in the house. I figured it was too dangerous, what with the danger of never leaving the house and the danger of never sleeping again

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[scumm_boy]

How is the keeton? Any pictures of Chompsky lately?

[clear_all]

No recent pictures, but the chomper seems slightly less insane at the new place. Well, once she got used to the place, that is.

She's a jerk, though. She enjoys running up and down the goddamn metal spiral staircase when I'm trying to sleep. Last night she killed herself a spider and stomped around like the queen of the frickin' jungle.

[scumm_boy]

hahaha! That sounds like a fairly sophisticated sense of humor that she's got :)

[uhlume]

You have teeth, don't you?

[valree]

Yuppies have grinders, chum. You have a lot to learn!

[clear_all]

I'm one step closer to being a yuppie now.

Please don't blow my cover.

[benadrian]

Get a grinder. Also, don't forget the 1/2 and 1/2.
Nothing beats coffee in your underware sitting by a window on a nice morning.

I mean wearing just underware, not dumping coffee IN your underware.

[clear_all]

Grinder acquired. No half-n-half, soy milk. It tends to last longer before going horribly wrong, and with my domestic skills, I'll take any extra time I can get.

You've seen my window. It's at ground level. I dunno about sitting by it in my underwear, unless I'm trying to attract a wily hoodrat mate.

[inoah]

When you go for the moka pot and/or espresso machine, it's all over.