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claytonsgrrl

Fake Straight'n

Apr 27, 2008 11:11

A bus clamors by; Shannon and Michelle take note of the giant face emblazoned on the side of it. "Hey Kate, it's your man." I glance quickly, not really focusing on it at all. I already know who is on the side of the bus. It's been shoved up my ass for three months now every time I have to get on the M86. I give a Jim Norton "UGH" and launch into ( Read more... )

closet claymate

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Spamalot anonymous April 27 2008, 17:58:32 UTC

"Hey".
I'm glad you laughed-a-lot. Just to let you know Clay spent his Christmas with the flood victims of Mexico while you were working hard with the autistic kids that he had supported with his foundation. Sorry he had to also tour so that he can donate more of his money (and time) to his foundation.
Jo

Re: Spamalot claytonsgrrl April 27 2008, 18:39:55 UTC

I've offended a Claymate. So sorry. But didn't Clay teach you the appropriate way to say "autistic kids"? You never characterize a child by their disability. The politically correct term would be "children with autism".

Besides, he was more about Broadway's search for the AIDS cure at the end of Spamalot to even mention his foundation.

anonymous April 27 2008, 23:21:38 UTC

First off you wrote "devote" and it's "devout" I think you really don't use Dictionary.com. Second, I don't think the first poster was all that mean-just posting a different point of view,
Third I really miss the lemons. I am going to keep speaking about the lemons until you bring back the lemons! LEMONS! LEMONS!

claytonsgrrl April 27 2008, 23:45:41 UTC

Whoops, I guess my editing skills are slipping. No wonder I never got a job in publishing. Also, dictionary.com does not help me with the editing. Both devote and devout are words and spelled correctly therefore I blame the WORD program for not picking up my grammatical error.

And yes, I feel I was a bit harsh to the first poster because you can't read a "tone". I should be happy someone other than my sister actually reads this trash. My tone was meant to be sarcastic.

No more posting about the lemons! Let it burn!

harley322 April 28 2008, 17:05:08 UTC

After all of that... you went to see it anyway. I must say I feel a bit let down.

claytonsgrrl April 28 2008, 19:19:42 UTC

Yeah and the strange irony is that I KEEP HAVING HIS NEW ALBUM AS THE ADVERTISING ON MY BLOG!

harley322 April 28 2008, 20:30:07 UTC

He has a new album? Hm. Maybe it's his turn to stalk you. ;)

claytonsgrrl April 29 2008, 13:40:12 UTC

LOL Oh how I wish that was the case!...two and a half years ago.

anonymous April 29 2008, 17:22:21 UTC

Ok... seriously? I was waiting till AFTER Clay left Spamalot to see it... after you dragged me to his concert on the casino I cant sit thru him again!!!

and what is this whole lemon thing? I feel so left out!!!

claytonsgrrl April 29 2008, 19:45:12 UTC

Oh yeah, JBT happened to have the longest concert ever. Sorry about that one.

As for the lemons, they used to be at the bottom of my BLOG to express how I felt. I will refer you to \this BLOG which explains the change.

anonymous June 4 2008, 15:11:33 UTC

"But what I really hate to admit is that he's really really good."

Shouldn't there be a comma between the really's? You really fucked this one up Kate. I hope you're happy with yourself.

claytonsgrrl June 13 2008, 15:16:56 UTC

Actually in the BLOGging world we have different ways of using commas. I use commas for pause in voice not always for grammar. Come on, Rob, get better insults.